Earthquake Test

This is only a test. Had this been an actual earthquake, your stream of pee would wave to and fro and back and forth in front of you.

In the event of an actual Earthquake, you would probably have peed yourself without getting to a urinal first.

by Downstrike December 26, 2004

The Most Amazing Show on Earth

a sex move involving a man and a paraplegic woman who has her legs amputated at the hip. The man lies flat on the ground while the woman mounts him, while pulling herself up and down with a chin up bar mounted to a ceiling fan. The ceiling fan is turned on, and she continues to do chin ups whilst spinning around on his dick. Optional: there are people dancing around the couple

Mark stopped by the wheelchair store and picked up a chick for The Most Amazing Show on Earth.

by President Polk May 9, 2008

earthass

the most absolute largest, universally colossal, king sized planet, mammoth ass you have ever seen owned by an individual. when seen, the viewer is tranced by a state of paralizing awe that he/she concludes that such an immensely huge ass must have some kind of benevolence to do good- has it the answer to world hunger? the cure for cancer? or something of the sort.

"hey man, did you see the size of that earthass? i cannot believe it's possible to grow an ass that large. SERIOUSLY!! having tabletop and branded mcdonald arches on both ass cheeks, dude!"

by Luke April 17, 2005

playing earth

Passing gas or farting.

Dude, you're like playing the game and playing earth at the same time.

by ragnartheviking October 8, 2006

Flat Earth Society

Government controlled so called society. There is two online FES site as wwwtheflatearthsociety.org and www.tfes.org and both are under control of government.

It is structured to humiliate believers. Some kind of false flag. For example:
Believer: If there is a space, why don't vacuum affect doesn't swallow all of the atmospher?
Non believer: Fuck you bitch. You have no brain on your head.
Believer: clicks to complaint button and announces the post as "insult".
Mod: Guys, do not fight.

Believer: This stupid is constantly insulting me.
Flat Earth Society Mod: You have taken 1 month ban for insult. (believer has been banned)

by Intikam June 29, 2017

Alternative Earthers

People who believe the Earth is not flat nor round. There are many parodies of the Flat Earth Society that make up shapes of the Earth that are unlikely to be true. But one of them probably is, and it starts with an S.

Sandwich

Taco Earther: Yo, those Dinosaur Earthers are really dumb.
Dinosaur Earther: Not as dumb as the Sandwich Earthers!
Sandwich Earther: Using my intellectual brain powers (IQ 1000) I know that Sandwich Earthers are the best Alternative Earthers.

by Sandwich Earth Society June 28, 2018

earthbound misfit

"earthbound" significa alguien que esta atado o enlazado a este mundo (o a la tierra). Un enajenado atado a/confinado en la tierra (atrapado sin salida, condenado a vivir donde siente que no pertenece).

...tongue tied and twisted just an earthbound misfit, I... Pink Floyd, Lear n to fly

by Mary Jane Harper January 14, 2016