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Middle school relationship

A relationship that might Actually last but most of the time doesn't that happens in middle school
I'm in middle school I have been dating a guy for nine months now and I love being in a middle school relationship
by Danilovesjose September 11, 2016
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sexual relations

Interactions involving sexual behavior with another person, or other people including, kissing, petting, humping, making out, sex, anal sex, oral sex, rimming, t bagging, fucking, licking, hickeys, sucking.
Wow is that girl president of the celibacy club? Clearly not because shes having sexual relations with that random guy!
by Celibategirl March 18, 2009
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Erection Levels

the one incher: the penis is very small because of cold water.

the two incher: used for urinating

the three incher: before an erection

the four incher: the penis hangs at half-erection

the five incher: not the full length, but an erection

the six incher: full length of an erection without sexual arousal

the seven incher: full length of an erection during intercourse

the eight incher: length of the penis before ejaculation(the very last 2 seconds)

the nine incher: your much bigger companion

the ten incher: everyone's best friend

the eleven incher: your superior officer

the twelve incher: five dollar foot long

the thirteen incher: your superior officer's superior officer

the fourteen incher: Chuck Norris

the fifteen incher: Mr.T

the twenty incher: God
Jake was researching erection levels, and jealous of all the lengths he wasn't yetly able to achieve; he was pre-pubescent.
by NIQQA2daResQ January 4, 2011
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erection

When your penis has reached its happy time and it sticks out because it wants a piece of the action. :P
He got an erection when he saw that sexy pole dancing chick
by lennythefreakinleopard October 11, 2011
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prelationship

usually for two people who each just got out of a serious relationship with other people, but find themselves liking each other fairly intensely not soon after. this is, however, not a 'rebound relationship' and is recognized by both parties.

it is, most literally put, two people liking each other, going on dates and generally enjoying each other's company romantically before putting any sort of classic label on it.
ben and lorraine just broke up, and so did brian and judy. judy and ben run into each other and start really liking each other. neither of them are quite ready to just the usual hoops (updating facebook status', etc) but are both mutually 'involved' with each other, and share a lot of mutual respect. therefore, they are in a 'prelationship'.
by AdamJackson August 28, 2007
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frelationship

the gray area between frienship and a relationship, used by all those who are too clueless/confused/unaware of what is really going on to distinguish between the two
Jill: Oh I'm hanging out with Jack this weekend.
Jenny: Oh are you two going out?
Jill: I'm not sure. It's a frelationship. I can't really tell.
by lauren4444 May 11, 2006
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anal erection

When you get aroused so much that your ass cheeks automatically clench and can't stop!
Man: Nice Ass!
Woman: Thanks! I Shaved It Yesterday.
*Anal Erection Begins*
by AlexPower October 9, 2008
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