A malard duck that loves a dim-witted puppy. wait, isn't that an interspecies relationship? ....
gross.
gross.
by j.bean July 16, 2008
Get the denish mug.When your woman is lying down on the bed, you tell her to close her eyes. You tell her that you are going to surprise her and you get her all hot and ready for some sweet lovin'...gigitty. Then when she isn't looking, you get out a Roman Candle with an extended fuse and lube it up nice and right so that it slips in smoothly and she doesn't notice it isn't you. Then you light the fuse and run away.
John: "Dude, your girlfriend is totally preggers! How you gonna act??"
Steven: "Dawg...its cool. I gave her a danish hysterectomy yesterday. Now let's go get fades."
Steven: "Dawg...its cool. I gave her a danish hysterectomy yesterday. Now let's go get fades."
by John Calvin Sargent Jr. March 14, 2008
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Donald: STFU MICKEY OR I'LL RIP YOUR LARGE ASS EARS OFF!!!
Goofy: Gwarsh, I think Donisonwoots.
Donald: STFU MICKEY OR I'LL RIP YOUR LARGE ASS EARS OFF!!!
Goofy: Gwarsh, I think Donisonwoots.
by burritoman19942 June 3, 2009
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Zach: He's the one with the lava lamp collection? Haven't really talked to him much. He's a Danish acquaintance. Makes great brownies, though, that's for sure.
Zach: He's the one with the lava lamp collection? Haven't really talked to him much. He's a Danish acquaintance. Makes great brownies, though, that's for sure.
by The Brightdayler October 19, 2011
Get the Danish Acquaintance mug.1. Mental person that is incapable of resisting the urge to go to Disney and play with her kittens.
2. Someone who is addicted to sexual intercourse that involves harsh treatment such as slapping, biting, anal fisting/vaginal fisting, handcuffs, vaginal clamps, and choking.
2. Someone who is addicted to sexual intercourse that involves harsh treatment such as slapping, biting, anal fisting/vaginal fisting, handcuffs, vaginal clamps, and choking.
1. "Hey danisbel, my grandmother died last night, would you mind coming to her funeral with me?'
"No thanks, i'd rather spend the day at Disney with my kittens."
"Classic Danisbel syndrome.."
2. "Daddy you're not doing it right, you're supposed to put your whole arm inside not just your fist."
"I knew she was infected with Danisbel sydrome.."
"No thanks, i'd rather spend the day at Disney with my kittens."
"Classic Danisbel syndrome.."
2. "Daddy you're not doing it right, you're supposed to put your whole arm inside not just your fist."
"I knew she was infected with Danisbel sydrome.."
by stephanierabbit June 13, 2016
Get the Danisbel Syndrome mug.Danish bacon is a term for when a Danish girl has a fucked up vagina that looks and or smells like bacon.
by SourTheDk September 17, 2017
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Denisse : Hollywood 😛
by MrLongNeck321123 January 28, 2019
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