Drift wood

The erect penis of a homeless man.

"Girl, I Can't get a single guy in this club to take me home. I'm going to have go in the back ally and get me some drift wood."

by Pooney219 October 5, 2016

Driftwood

An erection that moves around inside a guy's pants.

Looks libk Bob has driftwood in his pants. It's all over the place in there.

by Dave720 May 12, 2016

drift apart

If two people drift apart, they gradually become less friendly and their relationship…

We didn’t drift apart immediately, but we’ve become very good friends.

by away_depetropolis November 27, 2016

Driftwood

A semi chub that drifts to either side of your pants

Ray: You see that chick running?

Jack: **Adjusts pants**

Ray: What're you doing?

Jack: Driftwood

by Snickelfritz69 June 18, 2017

drift apart

If two people drift apart, they gradually become less friendly and their relationship ends.

I know that you and I have kinda drifted apart, but you're the only person I knew who lived here in the city.

I drift apart from my friends.

by chunyu January 11, 2018

drift sauce

The correct term for "rain" .

The roads were soaked in drift sauce .

by RainNight98 February 10, 2018

Drip cord

Where you force your index and middle finger in an upward and outpulling fashion with substantial pressure to get your girl to squirt and drip mimicking a rip cord from a lawn mower. Extra points for cutting someone’s else grass

“Brah, this bird was so keen when I was finger blasting her, I tried the drip cord to start her motor and she gushed like the river Murray mate!

by Danny Uncanny August 30, 2018