douchebag

A person who cheats on, tears apart someone elses life, and hits on freshman, and 8th graders, when he is in 11th grade

That douchebag ruined my life.

by random128 June 10, 2009

douchebag

1. An exceedingly stupid person

2. Anyone looking up the word 'douchebag'. I mean, seriously? Do you have a life?!

You're such a douchebag. Who spends their time on UrbanDictionary.com?

by I am smart like that hehehehe April 26, 2010

douchebag

one who tries to be clever but can't spell correctly.

see definition #30.He is a total douchebag.

by i'mnodouche May 19, 2006

doucheapotamus

Noun: a person who is such a douche that thier dochebaggery can only be surpassed by that of the douchewhale. See also Ashton

"god Max is such a doucheapotamus when asked an A or B question he answers with C."

by sven Goodfield April 16, 2009

Douchebag

Another word for someone who is acting asinine

douchebag:OMG that person falling over there was SO funny
me:dude you are such a douchebag!
douchebag:your mom
me:like i said you're a douchebag

by Bridgmister April 22, 2006

Douchebattic

adj. The adjective form of Douche Bag

Will Holmes looks awfully douchebattic today.

by really fat person April 8, 2006

douchebag

Person who is NOT smart enough to keep up with his own LIES!!!

He cancels his TRIP to CHICAGO and then books a flight to CANCUN...and CLAIMS he is going by HIMSELF....WOW WHAT A DOUCHEBAG!!!!! AHHHHHHH YEAH!!!!

by Beefcake 8181 October 29, 2010