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konkey dong

when you're about to konk someone in the dong. specifically donkey kong
I konkey dong ed multiple people in my class today
by hjafullllllllllbj November 13, 2020
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Juicing Dongs

That chick totally juiced my dong last night.

That girl loves juicing dongs, everyone knows it.

Go juice a dong.
by Eddie Baumgartner October 2, 2008
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konkey dong

dont play with it too much or it might break
multiplayer konkey dong is fun
hey wanna come (over) and play konkey dong with me?
by _Dr. Evil February 14, 2003
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dong stomp

dong stomp: verb; stomping of the dong. this phrase, that likely originated on yik yak, is commonly thought by most scholars to mean a sexual act in which one or more partners 'step on' or 'stomp' a man's penis to cause sexual arousal.
Giving away free dong stomps tonight at the McDonald's on 64th!
by the realest g January 4, 2015
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Ding-Dong

"Ay, that girl got big boobs!"
"Actually, she has a Ding-dong."
"What?"
"He's an obese man."
by Jenndar-Da-Man June 12, 2017
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Fudge Dong

Damn, that booshie ass white crack head bitch is about to get the Fudge dong from that ghetto negro
by Appiezy Foshiesy April 22, 2010
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Rock Dong

A band with rock dongs has the ability to rock so hard that every seat in the house will be wet with rock juice.
The Away Game whipped out their Rock Dongs and there wasn't a dry seat in the house
by The Home Game August 15, 2008
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