konkey dong

when you're about to konk someone in the dong. specifically donkey kong

I konkey dong ed multiple people in my class today

by hjafullllllllllbj November 13, 2020

Juicing Dongs

Sucking cock, or giving someone fellatio

That chick totally juiced my dong last night.

That girl loves juicing dongs, everyone knows it.

Go juice a dong.

by Eddie Baumgartner August 07, 2008

konkey dong

dont play with it too much or it might break
multiplayer konkey dong is fun

hey wanna come (over) and play konkey dong with me?

by _Dr. Evil February 15, 2003

Jacket Dong

The strings on a jacket that adjust the hood.

Is normal if one jacket dong is longer than the other one.

by SolidSulfur November 19, 2010

dong stomp

dong stomp: verb; stomping of the dong. this phrase, that likely originated on yik yak, is commonly thought by most scholars to mean a sexual act in which one or more partners 'step on' or 'stomp' a man's penis to cause sexual arousal.

Giving away free dong stomps tonight at the McDonald's on 64th!

by the realest g January 05, 2015

ding dong

penis

man, my ding dong is huge!

by 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏 November 16, 2020

Ding-Dong

Reffering to a penis

"Ay, that girl got big boobs!"
"Actually, she has a Ding-dong."
"What?"
"He's an obese man."

by Jenndar-Da-Man June 12, 2017