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Pork the Dork

The act of giving "nerds" delicious pork products. A way of showing over-all appreciation for a technical support solution that shown immediate and satisfying results.
I totally porked the dork last week, gave Kevin 4 pounds of smoked porkbutt. Without him my home would not have this life saving Wifi coverage. Thats the best way to Pork the Dork.
by Fatty Magoo September 14, 2022
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theo is such a dork
by TeenyKit September 22, 2022
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Taylah <33
taylah is my little dork c:
by L0Z January 11, 2022
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To perform a sexual act involving the insertion of an unnatural object in to the anus
She was a triffle weird as she wanted to me to dork her
by EnglishSpeakingTruffle January 13, 2022
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not ashley
Ashley is not a dork
by notashleyatall May 14, 2022
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Someone that wants to be a socialite. Someone that has to pretend to be somebody else to get accepted by a group of people, usually because their life would be boring, unoriginal, unimaginative, and plain without the pretense of being this other intriguing person that people are actually interested in/pay attention to, or want to know/want around.
The actress was a natural tomboy and was naturally loose in social situations, and the dork was so impressed by her that she was everything the dork wanted to be (except a scam artist/poseur). The actress wasn't someone people wanted to go away whenever she was around, even as herself, and that was the difference between the actress as herself and the dork when she tried to be herself.
by The Original Agahnim December 9, 2021
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Someone that desperately wants to be a socialite, someone relevant.
The dork thought she was the new guard, sent to take over the socialite world by storm, and kick out all the longtime, unique, or original inhabitants of the town to do it. She was one vicious girl.
by The Original Agahnim December 9, 2021
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