dickshebab

When three or more guys fuck each other in the ass at the same time

Jeff, Bob, and Bill had a dickshebab last night.

by flanative3 July 13, 2016

Dicksguise

A guy who says and does "nice" things but is doing them for his own selfish gain.

ALSO

A man who is attractive and grown but still acts like an immature little boy.

Person1: How was last night with John?

Person2: He seemed really nice but at the end of the night I found out he was just in dicksguise.

by theyspeakthetruth January 27, 2017

Dickshift

To shift your attitude aftering being a huge dick or someone you're not.

Dickshift your attitude, you sound like your mother.

Stop being such a Dickshift, grind your gears the other way.

Omg Becky, your Dickshift attitude is showing!

by UraWizerdHerry February 7, 2017

Dickscrimination

The act of not preferring one dick over another based on color, size, or if cut or uncut

"I'm not fucking you! You're uncut!"
"I can't believe you, that's dickscrimination!"

by Jaus Kin February 28, 2017

Dicksessed

When a female gets obsessed with your dick.

Dylan: Jack, Joan got dicksessed after me and her hooked up.

Jack: Oh no, maybe the dick was just too good.

by Dicksessed March 28, 2017

dicksessed

When a female becomes obsessed with the dick.

Dylan: Jack, Joan became dicksessed after we hooked up.

Jack: Oh no, the dick must of just been to good.

by Dicksessed March 28, 2017

Dicks-lexic

The misinterpretation of the size of a man's member in an image sent via text message or email, with the misinterpretation being that the member is thought to be smaller or larger than the actual size of the organ.

Dude, I got Dicks-lexic when he sent me that dick pic, it's smaller than it looks.

by Angel_in_AZ May 7, 2017