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Bro deuce

When you and a bro deuce in public stalls next to each other. Bro deucing, when a cooperative effort is required.
At camp, Mike and Tyler had to deuce. There were two stalls available, thus resulting in a bro deuce.
by rorburger December 15, 2010
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Dungeon Deuce

The act of stalling the running of a dungeon while playing World of Warcraft so you can go poo in real life.
"Hey guys, before we hit this next boss, I need to take a quick dungeon deuce"

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"where did *players name* go? He's been gone for a while now.."
"he must have gone to drop a dungeon deuce"
by Kittyisgood April 28, 2010
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harboring a deuce

1) The condition of needing to relieve oneself through bowel movement. Having to take a shit.

2) In card games, hanging on to a '2' card, esp. Uno or Gin Rummy - it is a defensive strategy of game play to have only one remaining card of low value, or as in the case of Gnagno (Friulian card game), it is an offensive strategy to harbor it for late use in order to force a player to draw two unwanted cards.

3) The first album to be released by Fez Wrecker's Junkyard Jug Band in early 2013.
1) "Dude are you okay? You seem a bit fidgety."

"The toilet is occupied, and I'm harboring a deuce!"

2) "What the fuck, you were harboring the double deuce?! That's four points for me!"

3) Have you heard that new shit from Fez Wrecker's Junkyard Jug Band called "Harboring a Deuce"? It's not as crappy as you'd expect from those constipated cats.
by botschaftler December 17, 2012
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deuce take it

The devil take it (late 19th and early 20th century). See "The Words," Jean Paul Sartre. George Braziller, Inc. Paris. 1964. Page 68.
I recognize that he has a lot of work, but, deuce take it, one answers a child's letter.
by Selena 12 December 12, 2017
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deuce processor

To go number 2 in someone's desktop computer. Similar to an upper decker, but much more inappropriate.
The gentleman with the dickeration was not pleased to find some had installed a deuce processor in his machine overnight.
by knasty2 February 3, 2010
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Deuce Dos

When someone takes a poop with their legs spread wide open while another person sits on the lap of the other person and shoots a turd right through their legs. (Both people are taking a poop.)
You gotta poop too, well lets do a deuce dos.
by Crapper_Napper61 July 12, 2010
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Deuce Slot

A phase that gives reference to one's anus. This term derives from the derogatory word deuce which is slang for a bowel movement.
That girl has a nice deuce slot!
by Slim Pixx February 9, 2009
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