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custy

adj. used to describe girls who are complete sluts; ugly girls who are complete sluts; extremely ugly people. mingers
The girl who tried to fuck everyone in her senior class is custy.
by mitsubachi September 12, 2006
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Custy

Commonly used in the midwest to describe an overly trendy person, often using hair gel to make the typical custy hairstyle (euro-flip). Custies usually travel in packs as they are a very self-concious people. When their hair is not gelled it is often covered by a white visor. Custies are often seen wearing pre-faded abercrombie blue jeans and corona t-shirts. Custies typically listen to cheesey rap (like p diddy and 50 cent) and often talk on cell phones.
Look at that custy, what with his hair gel and white grand cherokee, blasting his Ja Rule and talking on his cell phone.
by Heady Hamez November 30, 2003
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custy

Something gross, unbathed, filled with STDs; your school hoe.
1) Custy Corner

2) Amanda is so custy; did you hear how she lost her teeth?
by EKT August 17, 2007
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custy crew

a group of kids at your school who have smoked so many cigarettes, done so many drugs, and gotten drunk so many times that they smell bad, act really strange and are physically unattractive. They are social outcasts, thought they believe they are popular. They also host really creepy parties where everyone has sex with everyone else.
Tom: Dude, I went to Jane's party last night, and everyone was having sex! And I could taste the pot smoke in the air.
Joe: Duh, they're all part of the custy crew. What did you expect?

Max: So I heard Krissy gave John herpes.
Sam: Yeah, he didn't know she was part of the custy crew.
Max: How did he not know?! Hasn't he seen their party pictures on facebook?!
by my-brain-is-a-dictionary December 16, 2008
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custy

When selling to custy's, remember the 3 rules of thumb:

1) ALWAYS play the friend card. they love it when they think you're boys.
2) ALWAYS charge 10-20 dollars more than what you've paid. Maybe even more if he's a super puss (basty)
3) NEVER hook them up! Deals just make them think they can skeem you back =P!

Good luck and go and get ur paper little duffle bag boys!
"Yo whats good wardy, I just made 20 dollars of that red-headed custy and copped the Kushery...You on it??"
by skilllinelzz January 11, 2009
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Crusty Noodle

When a guy is banging a chick at the beach and then dips his dong in the sand and continues the pound fest.
Chris Mursch shoved his crusty noodle into the rim of eric nesseth right after he tried the cleveland steamer reverse teabag.
by Jizz Rag May 4, 2004
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Crusty

1. Skin literally peeling off, rough skin.
2. Being extremely butt weak
3. Nasty or ugly
1. Damn Eric, you are hella crusty! Put on some lotion
2. Luis has a very crusty knee
3. That Twilight book is really crusty.
by R. Devecchi March 23, 2009
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