Coffee crack

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.

I love coffee, I'm a coffee crack. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.

by Equal crack October 2, 2016

crack line

A very profitable way to make money although really heaty and demanding. Often requires operators to drive around evading police for hours on end. Popular way to sell drugs in BC.

My crack line is bumpin!
Fucking jimmys trying to steal my junkies off my crack line

by vanbcrime September 23, 2009

i'd crack

Referring to, "I'd smash" it simply means, "I'd fuck you."

Yo, I'd crack her.

by Cactus Jack July 30, 2017

Tea cracking

Tea cracking is when someone slips their balls into another person's ass crack for a little rest.

He balled so hard, they resorted to tea cracking a few minutes before proceeding to more aforementioned balling.

"Hey! That's my crack," she exclaimed when I tea cracked her.

by FT3NJMJ July 8, 2018

Crack Bro

A bro who does crack with you, bro.

Dude, I had a great time with my crack bros last night, bro.

by Joseph Broseph November 10, 2018

Crack Splitter

A particularly violent fart, being so forceful to literally split apart the buttcrack

Had a real crack splitter last nigh... my ass still hurts

by squirrely dan October 10, 2019

crack mints

mints that make you cray cray, they are very addictive and beautiful, and make sparks in the dark.

gimme them crack mints

by abbalabbalabbalabba December 5, 2007