Corporatism

You have two cows. You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows, and then act surprised when it drops dead right in front of you

Smackhead Steve: Hey! My cow just died. I don't know why. It was perfectly healthy.
Dickhead Daniel: The one you forced to produce the milk of four cows?...
Smackhead Steve: Yeah, that one, after I sold the other. It just dropped dead right in front of me.
Dickhead Daniel: Isn't that called corporatism?
Smackhead Steve: Yeah, is that what it's called? Hm, must be.
Dickhead Daniel: Yeah, it's corporatism. Just don't act surprised that your cow died.
Smackhead Steve: Ehhhhhh nah, too late mate. I'm as surprised as...
Dickhead Daniel: As a squashed shallot?

by Lil_Latch ADHD Antics. November 20, 2024

Corporate-Cuck-Fuck

An ass-pull / sad-excuse for mega corporation to connect with today’s world

Pride month is just a corporate-cuck-fuck excuse for a company to target the LGBTQ+ community

by Randythefeltedface December 6, 2023

Corporate - Cuck

Someone who used to be underground but now takes orders for the money.

Wow, that guy used to be underground and cool. Now he's a Corporate - Cuck just to get money.

by vhhm January 24, 2024

Corporat

Modern Mickey Mouse. Corporate Rat.

The public domain version of Mickey Mouse from Steamboat Willie is much better than that Corporat.

by FilFee January 25, 2024

Corporate Catfishing

When a person uses an excessively old picture and uses filters too much to hide their actual age in work programs like MS Teams

You see Lisa on the call yesterday? Actually using the filter to look like she isn't 50 years old? She is totally corporate catfishing the team.

by charlie456789 March 22, 2024

corporate weapon

A slick, savvy individual who possesses the cunning and prowess to navigate the cutthroat world of business. The deadliest tool in the boardroom arsenal.

"Hey, did you hear about Sam? He is like a mad dog off the leash."
"Yeah, I did. I heard he's a corporate weapon."

by TheKillerFish March 25, 2024

Cornography

Euphemism for pornography. Nowadays used to avoid censorship by keyword filter algorithms on online media.

I consumed to much cornography and failed my dopamine detox attempt.

by cvreich April 12, 2024