Commander Pinktaurious

Pinktaurious is the user of a youtube channel whose fanbase consists mostly of 10 year olds whose balls have not dropped yet. Occasionally there are some fans that are of a more mature age, but prefer roleplaying as a messiah.

If anyone makes a negative comment on his channel he will post you a comment that is rather large and meaningless.

His videos consist of poorly made videos "warning" the human race of extinction. His wepons include no proof of anything of any threat, except poorly made pictures of "space gorillas" in cities.

SubCommander SnarlZack: Commander Pinktaurious, have you ever had a girlfriend?

Commander Pinktaurious: No, what do you think I am... popular?

by Jim Park August 1, 2009

comanche cum

Shooting a big load of jizz.

At the Asian massage parlor, the masseuse speaks the words "Comanche Cum" after he pulls out with a condum full of jizz.

by Comanche February 17, 2017

commando balls

When a guy has been going commando (no underwear) for years and his balls now hang loose and long under his dick.

Damn! Carlos has some seriously long commando balls! I bet they float in the toilet water when he takes a dump.

by Buddhagirl October 5, 2017

Commantoe

Wearing shoes with out socks.

I forgot my socks at home, I guess I'm goin commantoe

by Not layken Hussey November 9, 2017

Commander Cosmic

A beautiful girl who makes amazing art

I love my friend Ashley, she's such a Commander Cosmic

by Rotten Candy June 18, 2018

commander cato

A bronze starcraft 2 player who once lost a game in a 1v2 to Silent_Ghostt. Hanni was his ally.

Ghostt "woah commander cato did i just beat you again "
Commander Cato "Yes ghostt you are just too good"

by Ghostradomus July 5, 2018

Commander Cock Vein

A man with one giant vein on his cock

Wow your dick looks like it’s going to explode, the vein on your cock is huge they should call you Commander Cock Vein

by masterx97 December 11, 2018