Closedverse Rehost

A gay ass social network based on another gay social network named Closedverse made by a pedophile, based off Miiverse, the gayest social network EVER.

This Closedverse Rehost looks like shit.
You are gay if you're using a Closedverse Rehost.

by Rixys July 26, 2021

Chicken Clogg

A small shrunken claw

Check out that dude! He's got a right pair of chicken cloggs!


Yeah his feet are really gross!

by Gemma&Loz October 27, 2008

clog

taking ur shoe offf and hitting some one with it

that boys pissing me off im gunna clog him in the teeth

by zelly November 26, 2007

Clog

to have sexual intercourse with a person of no particular importance, usually after slight to extensive drinking of alcoholic beverages

He clogged me so hard last night.

Sorry, can I call you back? I'm clogging.

by SiegeCeege January 12, 2009

closed up shop

When a woman's vagina no longer gets wet. She must use artificial lubricant.

Your mom closed up shop years ago.

by Richard999 March 30, 2016

Close-Up

A week long "academy" for history buffs (AKA NERDS) in Washington, DC where high school geeks hook up while freaking on the dance floor only to end up shaking hands and walking away.

Dude, there were absolutely no hot guys at Close-Up!

by mayukiasaki March 26, 2009

So close, but so far

Being level 71 in Skyrim while trying to get the Legendary achievement.

~"I just leveled up to 71!"
~"Ah man. You're so close, but so far"

by Cbusezxuknoit November 9, 2014