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Climate dysphoria

A new psychiatric disorder similar to gender dysphoria but you're genetically incapable of understanding that climate is part of your external locus of control and therefore cannot be geoengineered to fit our godless understanding of climate change
When you suffer from climate dysphoria in then United States, the solution is simple : move to a non climate dysphoric country like in the Muslim world and say inshallah every time you open your weather app on your phone.
by Sexydimma September 4, 2023
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Climama

A comically big camelion that eats children who don’t go to sleep at night. This creature has a long tongue that catches kids to eat them whole. The Climama story is oftenly recited by parents to their children to scare them to sleep. No real footage of the Climama has been found but it still remains as a “mythical creature”.
Mother: If you don’t go to sleep at 8pm the Climama will come to eat you!
by Bellatrix Rigel July 14, 2024
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Climama

A comically big camelion that eats children who don’t go to sleep at night. This creature has a long tongue that catches kids to eat them whole. The Climama story is oftenly recited by parents to their children to scare them to sleep. No real footage of the Climama has been found but it still remains as a “mythical creature”.
Mother: If you don’t go to sleep at 8pm the Climama will come to eat you!
by Bellatrix Rigel July 14, 2024
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Climate change

You deserve to die you piece of shit and the faster you do it the better.
Hym "Still don't give a shit about climate change and if I have to work until I die it's better that you all die with me as soon as possible."
by Hym Iam August 7, 2024
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Chimoi

the act of trolling in a serious or intense situation
Abdul decided to chimoi when he was in a 1v5 situation in R6
by Enmity___ August 12, 2024
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Climate dysphoria

When you're confused as to whether the church, the state or science will determine if climate 🤔 change is real.
I have climate dysphoria because I believe that the church should decide if climate change 🤔 is real.
by Sexydimma September 7, 2023
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Climax

A logging steam locomotive, typically used to pull heavy trains up steep grades. They had a tendency to shake themselves apart, which should explain why the market for spare climax parts was nearly as large, or larger, than the market for climaxes themselves.
"The damn climax shook itself to pieces again."
by Great Northern 1147 November 4, 2023
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