classic sonic

Unneeded character who is a blue hedgehog that is used to attract furries from their mums basement

“Classic Sonic will be in the next sonic game” “shut up and take my money”

by JMC_Anim8a December 6, 2017

Classic

Doug

"I'm solely responsible for the Rwandan genocide of 1994."

"Classic Doug."

by Slarto November 9, 2018

classic maneuver

The action of doing something easily without harm. Having to do with partying, stealing, and problematic situations etc.

1. "Yo dude, heard you pulled off slamming that 10 absolutely sauced last night. Fucking classic maneuver."
2. "Jeez can't believe you stole that bottle when the cop was right there. Fucking classic maneuver."
3. Damn good work getting your car to start after being in the middle of a desert. Fucking classic maneuver."

by manwhomakesbrown December 28, 2019

Classical Social Justice

One who believes in the original interpretation of social justice.

A person is accused for murder and is found guilty for unproven reasons. The people call shenanigans and let the person be retried once actual facts come in. The person is retried and is found innocent as he has the right of innocent until proven guilty. Innocent until proven guilty is an example of classical social justice.

by PopulousMaster February 11, 2020

Classic nathaniel

When you let your dog finish you off

I heard Putin did a classic nathaniel

by A big nathaniel October 4, 2020

Classic Benjamin L

It's when someone named Benjamin takes an L and it's always normal for him. It may also be used for anybody else.

Benjamin -I dropped my Wallet!
Walter -Classic Benjamin L.

by Aerikitar January 16, 2023

The Classical Dilemna

The problem that arises when two friends/acquaintances meet each other, and one prepares for a handshake, while the other comes in for a fist bump.

This usually results in a subsequent change/reversal of greeting method for each party, and in more confusing attempts to combine two incompatible hand formations.

Brad: Hey whats up Tom.
Tom: Whats up Brad.

*Brad extends his hand while Brad puts forward his fist.

Brad: Ah, I see we have stumbled into The Classical Dilemna.

by KrakenHead October 10, 2013