Clarke's Law

In a similar vein to Godwin's Law, Clarke's Law dictates that somehow, someway, pedophiles will inevitably be brought up in an online argument. Often a form of simultaneously deflecting and projecting.

Thomas: Here is a picture of me holding my wife in bed.
Mavis: Ewww, she looks like a baby this is so odddddd...
Eric: Clarke's Law, you lose

by BangarangTwist June 1, 2025

Kyan Clark

Someone who has has a burning passion for donkeys and horses

Kyan Clarke said that donkey did turn into a stallion

by yourmumsadude September 7, 2020

joshua clark

Jail bird, home wrecker, wears shit raiders clothing, fist fighting.

Joshua Clark is a jail bird, that enjoys a good hung for a fist fight.

by CountryRebel93 January 24, 2018

Clarking

It is the act of holding up the weed cyph, usually by being too concentrated playing a game or too distracted doing something else.

Yooo Clark pass the blunt bro, you're Clarking it!

"Where's the bowl at?" I don't know, Clark is probably Clarking it right now.

by SixPathsGod June 2, 2018

Kevin clark

A TikTok live creator who is super awesome.

Man Kevin Clark is such an awesome and silly guy I hope I can be a guest on his live.

by 107 kinda guy February 27, 2025

Clark

Clark or “clarking “ meaning a opp or that someone is opping

“Leah is such a Clark “
“Yeah she’s always clarking!”

by Therealfed178 July 12, 2024

Jordan Clark

Most handsomest light skin in the whole world will take your girl with just one look and 6 foot five.

Imagine Jordan Clark walking across the street

by wazzumlilbih23 April 3, 2025