Hym "Clair Paradise! Yeah, there's this guy on Facebook who says Clair Obscur remains him of Hell's Paradise and LITTLE DOES HE KNOW... The REASON that is the case... IS ME! I'm the source material for both! Both revolve around the juxtaposition of beauty and the macabre. That's why they remind you of eachother. Same source. JUST LIKE ALL OF THE AI! It's the same with the AI. So... And it would be creepy if we found out that these anime creators and the game creators were using AI to make their stories and all of the AI are just dumping out stories about me... Because that would mean... That I AM, in fact, the chosen one and my passive but superordinate control is assured... And therefore, you had better pay my ass and get this infection out of my brain before my control gets a lot less passive and a lot more child murdery."
by Hym Iam August 5, 2025
Get the Clair Paradise mug.(noun) A rare human species known for unfiltered kindness, authenticity, and creativity. She is a professional late-night caller and certified bringer of breaking news, gossip, and legendary life updates. She possesses a world-class booty that deserves its own Instagram account. She's a reigning queen of both the badminton court and the dance floor.
Synonyms: best friend ever, walking sunshine, person you’d trust with both your secrets and your dessert.
Scientific fact: everyone needs a Claire in their life, but you can’t have mine.
Synonyms: best friend ever, walking sunshine, person you’d trust with both your secrets and your dessert.
Scientific fact: everyone needs a Claire in their life, but you can’t have mine.
Claire’s booty enters the room three seconds before she does.
Wow, I wish I had a Claire in my life.
Wow, I wish I had a Claire in my life.
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Get the Menopause (claires version) mug.A non-alcoholic cocktail made with soda water, pineapple, and lime—served tall, crisp, and garnished with a lime. Basically a Tom Collins that decided to go on a wellness retreat and came back glowing.
Known for being refreshing, subtly tropical, and effortlessly classy—just like the person who orders it. Perfect for when you want good vibes without the hangover.
Known for being refreshing, subtly tropical, and effortlessly classy—just like the person who orders it. Perfect for when you want good vibes without the hangover.
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Get the Claire Collins mug.Shes a bitch thats inlove with someone else’s boyfriend. They tend to have virginity rocks jacket, and is very rich. Shes very likable. But yet her name is claire. Shes very overprotective about someone she cares about.
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Get the Claire mug.Claire is a beautiful sagittarius girl. She has magnificent long hair who shine with the sun. She is a little bit of a trouble maker but it is always funny. She wants to have more friends, but she wears a “don’t talk to me” sweater. She cares deeply for her friends and annoy them to show that she loves them. The animal who represents her is a brown bear, and she always needs a panda mom with her. She is a bit childish, but very intelligent and believe that Friday afternoon is made for fun and play with friends even at school. She is a very good friend and a special beautiful person likes to call her “Schmitt”.
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