Claimed cocksucker

A person who sucks their significant others cock and no one else's.

Awww, you're my claimed cocksucker.

by JayRock69 June 3, 2023

Claire Evans

The porn name of an ex pornstar that was dubbed "The Giggliest Girl in Porn" by crude porn humor website Efukt. Some other girl, not nearly as cute as the original Claire, tried to take that name after Claire retired. That intruder she was quickly forgotten, unlike Claire who is considered a porn leyend by connoisseurs.

She is now trying to live a normal life, loves Jesus and Homeless people.

Claire Evans: "I really like cum".
Gloryhole Swallow guy: I can see that. Can I get you a free pink vibrator?
Claire Evans: Sure, tee-hee!!

by Chico chico chico June 5, 2023

claire shin

claire shin is a cold hearted SNKAE she'll eat your hair. be careful of her in sport class...you dont wanna mess with this queen. she'll smak ur ass! unfortunately, when claire was younger, she was bullied by all of her classmates in YEAR 2! so don't judge her weird outbreaks, she's still suffering from the trauma...anyways claire EXCELS in geography because she wants to learn more about korea. she's currently in the middle of her transracial transformation into a korean... she just loves those kpop idols :3 :p >_< hehehehhe.

don't forget to add her on discord, she's looking for some kitttens to look after her baby after her surprising cryptic pregnancy.

"be careful! claire shin is going to start flossing in your face"
"thop it guythhh, thop bulling mweei! :33 :p"
"NYA ICHI NI SAN NYA ARIGATOU hehehehhe"

by rukel August 6, 2023

chaired

mechanism by which the closest inanimate object, usually a chair, is used to adjust attitudes and minimize violents assaults against innocent People of Color perpetrated by racist, entitled, hateful white people who may be in possession of personal property such as pontoon boats

I’m so glad that unprovoked gang assault by those racist white criminals against that innocent dock security guard was thwarted when they all got chaired.

by Lisiunia August 11, 2023

Claire

Dumbass who seems to want to hurt people and cant type properly

hey its claire
oh no

by Claire commits arson August 31, 2023

Claire

Claire is an amazing friend who always seems to want to be there for you. She usually has brown hair and green eyes

Look at how stunning Claire is today!

by thatdumbf August 30, 2024

Claire Richards

The most talented member of STEPS and the most attractive.

Them- do you remember Claire Richards??

Me- YES! The talent in steps.

by Mir_car October 28, 2023