chocolate hot spring

This is when you defecate or "drop a deuce" in a public hot tub leaving a pleasant surprise for the next poor guy or gal.

"Dude, Travis just chocolate hot spring'ed the pool area! Do Not Go In There!"

by J.Spencer Lambchop January 22, 2008

Chocolate Dragon

One of the MANY synonyms for "Poop". This is just one of hundreds.

Dude#1: "Guess what I did last night?"

Dude#2: "After Taco Bell? What?"

Dude#1: "I Dopped the biggest chocolate dragon ever man!"

by LittlecBigC February 19, 2009

Chocolate Squirtgun

The act of doing anal, then blowing your load on the chick's face.

-Hey girl hey! What'd you get for christmas?
-My boyfriend gave me a chocolate squirtgun
-HOT DAMN!

by Uncle Sylvester's Son December 31, 2009

Chocolate-Frosted Meatballs

The male-version of a beef taco. To wit, the result of a man wiping back to front, resulting in poop smeared over his ballsack.

I just wiped back to front, and now I have chocolate-frosted meatballs. Why won't someone teach me how to wipe my ass properly?

by Chief_Chef February 4, 2010

sex chocolate

The liquid chocolate used in foreplay often licked off a lover's body

Fred: I want to cover you in liquid sex chocolate and lick it all off your fine body
Louisa: Mmmm I'd like that

by LXR February 26, 2008

Chocolate Cake

A cake made of chocolate flavor. Its very yummy for most people, but the haters prefer vanilla. Chocolate Cake defines life, and why we live it. It also contains the reason why man was put on Earth.

Dude, do the stuff.

Yea, the chocolate cake?
Yea Man! I got the money

by rockinskull October 26, 2015

About as much use as a chocolate teapot

A guy/girl who isn't very good at their job,playing video games or sports. Relative to anyone useless.

That George Bush is about as much use as a chocolate teapot

by xterrorx November 30, 2004