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Chocolate Noose

The Chocolate Noose is an act of where a male and a female take on a sexual position in the form of the female on all fours and the male coming in from behind. More commonly known as doggy style.

To achieve The Chocolate Noose, during the doggy style sex position the male must remove his penis from the females vagina and quickly push it into the females anus, the female in surprise now turns to look round, and as she does you must punch her the fuck in the face (as hard as possible) to knock her clean out unconcious. The act of punching her and knocking her out means the muscles in and around the anus constrict meaning a tighter hole.

Thus comes the term: The Chocolate Noose
1. My girl loved the chocolate noose last night! shame she wasnt concious to realise it though..
2. I would give her the ol' chocolate noose.
3. I wish i had enough courage to try the chocolate noose on my girl!
by Nick Hill January 1, 2009
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Chocolate Fountain

When a girl who's got diarrhoea gets shit in her vaginal orifice and squirts. The resulting mixture shit and squirt creates a "CHOKOLATE FUNTAIN"
"What did you shower your peanuts in?" "A chocolate fountain."

"Do you have shit in your eye?" "Yeah, my girlfriend gave me a chocolate fountain."
by Mr. T. Shingles November 19, 2013
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chocolate toboggan

1.n. Canadian version of the chocolate bobsled.
2.v. the sexual act of defacating on a woman's chest then ejaculating on said excrement thus simulating a poutine-like substance and then titty-fucking her.
To celebrate Richard's hat trick he finished Bridget off with a chocolate toboggan.
by Budd Licker October 25, 2007
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Chocolate Whisper

When you pass out on the bed with your head next to your buddie's ass and he farts gently into your face.
Evan is scrubbing madly at his face in the bathroom one morning.
Art: "Dude, you're going to rub your face raw!"
Evan: "Dude, you gave me a chocolate whisper last night! I don't want to go to work with any farticles on my face!"
by g-othermal October 18, 2008
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Chocolate Pretzel

a pretzel, covered in shit. If you haven't seen Mall rats, then you wouldn't know.
Would you like a Chocolate Pretzel? (Hands douchebag tv host a shit covered pretzel)
by xero347 February 1, 2009
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Chocolate Upside Down Cake

A sexual position performed by one person doing a handstand, preferably on the bed, while the partner lines up their anus into the first partners mouth and tongue and oral is performed.
Man, I'm gonna have to give my girl chocolate upside down cake if i want some inverted head tomorrow.
by Jayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy June 1, 2009
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Chocolate Chin Strap

A Chocolate Chin Strap is like a Blumpkin for a girl. The male applies the mouth to the females vagina. Once there he starts eating her out while, the female is taking a shit. Once this action starts her shit then leaves a tiny chin strap appearance on your face.
"Dude whats that brown stuff on your face?" tom says.

"Not much man just my Chocolate Chin Strap, from my girlfriend!" john says.

"Damn that bitch is sick and so are you!" tom says.

"w.e man Chocolate Chin Straps rock!" john says.
by eatem all out May 28, 2010
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