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Bethlehem Catholic

Let’s start as every boring beca slideshow does with the key terms: Fat Amy, Bald Shithead (s), Smoking, Unqualified Teachers, Bi (sexual or polar) people.

Let’s start with the absolute nazi teachers. Why the fuck is a bald shark looking ass telling me to take off my sweater. You would think that he would try to shut down the underground beca drug cartel instead of getting sweaters off. A great beca pastime is when your class is one door away but you’re still going the wrong way because one step in the wrong direction is guaranteed to get you covid. Also half the teachers can’t even do their job. At least three don’t speak English. Señora is ugly and Debbie desanto looks like a quarterback but that’s enough with teachers. Let’s go to the cliche students. You got kids making inappropriate jokes to get attention 👀. You have 14 year old bisexual girls because it’s totally logical to make such a decision at that age. You have emos and nic addicts. You have jocks and nerds. Does it get more movie like. But anyway enjoy your may with the billion assignments you have and read this with a smile. Thank you horrible students and faculty and becahi.
Hey, I might go to Bethlehem Catholic.

No. Don’t.
by DababyImpostorAmangUs May 16, 2021
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Anne-Catherine

Anne-Catherine is a loyal person in friendship and love. She is a good audience for the people around her because she loves to laugh! She listens well and she is so kind. Anne-Catherine does not forgive quickly when you did her wrong but, at the end of the day, she never lets down her friends. She always put others before herself.

We all need an Anita in our life.
Damn that Anne-Catherine is a beautiful person
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Lancaster Catholic

70% of the people here are nic fiends, 20% are gay, and everyone else is just wack. If you’re going to Lancaster Catholic just wait for all of the crazy people and events. It’s basically a cult
Friend: You’re going to Lancaster Catholic?
Me: Yeah I am!
Friend: Good luck, it’s a shit show
by SmellMyNuts42069 December 2, 2021
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Closet Catholic

Someone that secretly believes in the Catholic faith,but does not officially convert to it.
protestant 1 : my fellow protestant friend is explaining how saints and catholic theology actually works and he is not even catholic.

protestant 2 : maybe your fellow protestant friend, is maybe a Closet Catholic.
by 777Boy July 11, 2022
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Part-time Catholic

Someone only who attends mass during important times in the Church year; specifically Easter.
Jim: I had to stand during mass this morning.
Angelina: I know, the part-time Catholics took -all the seats.
by Snoopsy April 5, 2015
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Saturday night catholic

Someone who drinks too much on Saturday night to go to church Sunday morning.
Levi missed church again, he is a Saturday Night Catholic!
by Rep4Christ217 August 27, 2017
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Saint Micheals Catholic High-school

A shit school located in Kemptville Ontario, the teachers are cunts , most women are whore most men are drug addicts.
Man this school is like Saint Micheals Catholic High-School
by Bitchboy101 December 7, 2019
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