carrots who eat girls

The best kind of carrots.

I like carrots who eat girls.

by bruhthisismyhandle August 19, 2021

scaredy-carrot

like a scaredy-cat but a carrot

why won’t you burn down that house with me? Nevermind i’ll do it myself, you fucking scaredy-carrot!

by ididntgetmyusername May 1, 2022

Carrot Juicer

When you commit to being vegan and insert a carrot into your juice loosener.

Jess and Lisa love carrots and practice safety while operating the carrot juicer.

by Carmengogh October 27, 2021

scary carrot

A carrot that is weirdly shaped to look scary.
Instead of carving a pumpkin you could carve a carrot.

Kevin:are you going to carve a pumpkin on Halloween and make a scary pumpkin.

Me:no I’m going to carve a carrot and make a scary carrot.

by Carrrrot January 1, 2021

Carrotted

When you are so high you don’t even your name

“I’m so carrotted right now”

by CervixCupcake May 11, 2022

carrot o’clock

the time to get absolutely fucked

it’s carrot o’clock mate

by poopeepiss February 19, 2022

Carroting

In the 19th century, this was the process when good-quality hats were manufactured for men

Making, Sewing, Manuafacturing, Carroting

by Fedfan22 July 30, 2018