A naked masturbation session is an important session that must happen whenever somebody takes a shower. After cleaning their bodies up, a male will get a very sexy erection and lie down on the floor and start masturbating it, and he will continue to do it until the snout of the penis unleashes semen.
Jones finished cleaning himself up, and then, his penis started to sway back and forth, then it got very hard and started to stick out. He sat down near the drain and began his naked masturbation session, he counted down from ten to zero and started masturbating the snout of the penis, making him think about sexy girls, as soon as he started to feel like he could stay naked all day, his penis started to feel semen coming out of his snout, so, he placed the boner on a sponge and squeezed out the semen and wiped the sperm of the sponge and threw it down the drain.
by vestonbruno3 March 31, 2019
Get the Naked Masturbation Sessionmug. The nudist who lives across the street from Monica Geller's and Rachel Green's apartment in the series F.r.i.e.n.d.s. Mentionned several times throughout the series
Phoebe Buffay: Ew ew ew ew ew! Ugly naked guy is decorating his tree! Omg! You should see the size of his Christmas balls!
by MGfunnhJ January 29, 2020
Get the Ugly Naked Guymug. by Poorbassboat July 1, 2021
Get the Naked chicken chalupamug. 1. when you go to have sex, but it doesn't work out, like a rabbit getting into the hole but leaving before he can get his carrot.
2. when you get a physical exam after puberty
3. after you work out and you go to shower in the locker room and there are no shower curtains
4. when unattractive people try to be sexy
2. when you get a physical exam after puberty
3. after you work out and you go to shower in the locker room and there are no shower curtains
4. when unattractive people try to be sexy
1. A not so experienced couple wants it to take the next step, but they don't quite know what to do, so they end up having naked awkward time.
2. You're trying out for a team and must get a physical. You go to doctor and its the first time someone sees you naked after puberty.
3. Jan went to the locker room after vollyball practice and headed to the showers, she decided to wait to shower till she got home when she realized there was only one community shower.
4. Frances was going through his facebook newsfeed, when he came across neville's naked pictures that he posted for attention.
2. You're trying out for a team and must get a physical. You go to doctor and its the first time someone sees you naked after puberty.
3. Jan went to the locker room after vollyball practice and headed to the showers, she decided to wait to shower till she got home when she realized there was only one community shower.
4. Frances was going through his facebook newsfeed, when he came across neville's naked pictures that he posted for attention.
by ytiruces6460 April 13, 2011
Get the naked awkward timemug. When someone pulls down their pants, bends over, spreads there butt cheeks apart in front of there friends. At that precise moment they fart so there friends can see there asshole move as the fart releases.
On the tee box I hollered hey look. As my friends turned around , they got a good look of a Naked Ass Fart.
by S.Dukes April 19, 2018
Get the Naked Ass Fartmug. by atomicdog327 April 9, 2009
Get the butt square nakedmug. A female or male that frequently gets butt naked and hos it up on the streets. Natural habitats include college campuses and the suburbs of Chicago. Can be seen wearing pink Northface jackets, sunglasses too big for his or her face, and whining about just about everything. Clueless most of the time, a butt naked ho knows exactly how to complain about things no one else thinks about. His or her favorite things to let other people know about include recent butt naked adventures after long nights at the bars. People listening to him or her suspect these stories are told merely to attract attention to the buttnaked ho.
by DanD. April 19, 2007
Get the butt naked homug.