bumper-bump

When a person is going so slow the only thing you can do to resolve it is tap their bumper with yours a bit.
That fucker is going so slow

Give him a bumper-bump

Good idea *tap*

Hey! He started moving.
by Donkey Kong dige November 29, 2013
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Spider bump

1. When two girls intersect legs and rub or 'bump' their lady parts in a sexual motion.

2. When two girls rub and grind their dripping wet pussies together.
Those girls are totally going home to spider bump.
by yumtown March 14, 2009
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spider bump

A little bump of whatever respective substance one may be doing. Usually the size of the body of a daddy long legs.
Hey man could i get a spider bump of that fire ass shit you just got.
by raginramborondo December 23, 2012
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Spunk Bump

The act of snorting a line of semen
Debbie and Tina were delighted to recieve there very first spunk bump.
by Andy dufraaane October 31, 2013
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hooker bump

inhaling substances off someone's long finger nail when no other substance accesory is available
Becky, with her long acrylic nail, spooned the substance out and offered Bob her pinky nail to inhale. She asked "want a hooker bump?"
by Dick Lea April 20, 2011
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Beaver Bump

When a Skank and a Ho' bump their 'Beavers' in celebration. Equivalent to bros' chest bump.
When Jessica served that Ho, all her bitches gave her a beaver bump.
by Fender Lover November 12, 2010
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Bumping Gargamels

Gargamel is the antagonist wizard character from the Smuf's whom was a wizard but was also UGLY.

It is a more elaborate way to say that you are bumping uglies and making magic in the bedroom.
Ay man, sorry for your girl making so much noise last night, we had a couple drinks and ended up bumping gargamels all night.
by spbbg April 23, 2011
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