Seeing her at the bar he thought she might be a hooker or stripper but as he stared at her bony body, fake tits and numerous tattoos he could feel himself getting aroused. When she pulled his head down in to her boobs then showed him her genital piercings he found himself with a huge skank boner.
by Tycho_B February 2, 2014
Get the skank bonermug. An affliction typically exhibited by young, christian males, who are made to feel guilty about their errections, or arroused states.
Jimmy! It's a sin to think about naked women! Do you want the boner demons to get you?
Sarah, you'd be stay away from Jimmy and his boner demons!
Sarah, you'd be stay away from Jimmy and his boner demons!
by yodawgg February 26, 2015
Get the Boner demonmug. The term 'internet boner' refers to an overwhelming reaction from the interwebs to something new and shiny.
An Internet boner, occurs when an online product launch that has been over hyped pre-launch, has it's servers crushed by the demand from new users.
by acontributer September 9, 2009
Get the Internet Bonermug. To be impressed by, envious of, or aroused by a spreadsheet. Most common in cases where the Excel document contains VB Script or some other sophisticated functionality.
by halee June 10, 2014
Get the excel bonermug. film boners fall generally into two camps- the first persona is of the aspiring film 'development executive' you meet at a house party in Los Angeles who corners you to talk about film and tv and has a general star fucker quality to everything they say. They are not interested in anything but movies, tv and 'the industry'. The second persona is the hardass you see sitting in front of the film truck on a street in NYC who won't let you walk down the street because they are doing the important work of "making a movie".
Dude I'm trying to get back to my apartment but this film boner cockblocked me from walking down the street.
I went to grab a beer and this marshmallow cornered me and film bonered me into chatting up the latest Netflix series.
I went to grab a beer and this marshmallow cornered me and film bonered me into chatting up the latest Netflix series.
by ak74 October 10, 2021
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A man don't have to say how he feels his boner will say it all.
A man don't have to say how he feels his boner will say it all.
by stars and strikes June 7, 2014
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I had to give her the ole "badger boner".... she farted in my throat while I was munching on her beav
by Mule Tool December 11, 2016
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