body harmonica

When you go down on a chick vigorously shaking your head side to side like a rabid dog

I play the body harmonica like a toothless homeless man would eat corn on the cob.

by Vundabritches September 12, 2013

Bodegaprint

BodegaPrint is a commercial texture with an undetermined origin. It is primarily used to seduce New Yorkers. It's for everyone and it has everything anyone could ever want or dream of.

Damn have you seen the new bodegaprint on Houston and 3rd?

by Big Human August 19, 2014

bodybooking

When a hooker is really good at scheduling appointments.

Steph is really good at bodybooking ; hooker

by Markimooo July 25, 2016

Bodybooking

Bodybooking refers to a hooker that's really good at scheduling her appointments.

Did you see Heather? She's great at bodybooking!

by ZaraSkies July 25, 2016

body migraine

When the entire body experiences throbbing and sensitivity to light, noise, and/or odors.

"I can't move, I have a body migraine!" said Katie, after spending all day moving out of her apartment.

Chelsea: I went to the gym for the first time in 3 months.

Bailey: Great! How was it?

Chelsea: I have a body migraine.

pain misery soreness u-haul

by urbanEH May 23, 2016

Body flood

A terrible experience when you abruptly get punched in the fuckin face with a catastrophically intense high (usually with psychedelics But this can happen if weed takes a while to hit you and you just ripped a fat dab straight to the dome) that alters your conscious mind to a state of pure delirium where you have zero control because you're now watching your life from a 3rd person point of view.

*drops acid
..
...
*90 minutes later

"Bro, this shit's bunk af, I ain't even trippin.."
*turns around to walk through door
*body flood hits
*door walks through you
*standing there paralyzed watching yourself from the perspective of God.

You're fucked now..

by Mr.SisterFister69 June 19, 2016

Body Clap

When you're so overweight various body parts applaud you upon running...or even just walking faster than usual.

Most commonly referring to thighs and breasts, but only when breasts clap against your stomach no each other (that's cheating).

Can be prevented by wearing sports bras or support pants, but inevitable when dashing around in pijamas because the food delivery guy has been knocking on the door for three minutes but your keys are nowhere in sight.

My boyfriend heard my body clap for the first time this morning!

by barbiehorror August 5, 2016