A very good former pitcher for the San Francisco Giants. You know, that guy that is always at freaken FanFest and when you're waiting in a 3 hour line for Freddy Sanchez or Tim Lincecum's autograph, they get switched out for the old washed up guys that no one really cares about anymore? Yeah that black dude. Oh well, he was kick ass, back in the day.
John: Yes! We're about to get Andres Torres and Matt Cain!
Steve: Aww shit, they're switching them out...
John: FUCK! For who??
Steve: Vida Blue and Lon Simmons...
John: Damn it! I got him last year!
Steve: Aww shit, they're switching them out...
John: FUCK! For who??
Steve: Vida Blue and Lon Simmons...
John: Damn it! I got him last year!
by JustaGiantsfanyeah February 13, 2011
The knob that is yapping loudly on his blue tooth while his eyes dart around hoping to find someone listening in to overhear him “move and shake” because all the difference makers are in a Wal-Mart midmorning in their khakis yapping on their cell phones.
Guy #1: Check out this douche yapping on his cell phone.
Guy #2: That’s no douche, that’s a blue tool.
Guy #2: That’s no douche, that’s a blue tool.
by Nickola15 July 13, 2010
A legendary Memedroid user and legendary meme creator! Theres even a meaning to his username"Blue Hero" and founder of MEMEBUSTERS and shows like memecast, MEME-IC BOOK, and mockumentary.
by Megaworp December 26, 2021
Performing oral sex on an unwashed penis that’s amassed a little ripe, tangy dick cheese around the tip.
I was choking on his blue bobber. It really smelled like a fine blue vein cheese.
I tried to feed her my blue bobber but she made me shower.
I tried to feed her my blue bobber but she made me shower.
by Dick Onchin November 06, 2020
by Judge Judy brown May 12, 2015
by strongislandny June 29, 2011
When a Smurf vomits
by goose attack May 07, 2017