Fake Blonde Complex

A disorder that many fake blondes come across where although to the rest of the world they may look very blonde they see themselves as their hair still being very dark. Often resulting in futher lightening and lightening without ever reaching desired result. In other words, to you they look blonde, to themselves they look brunette.

She is a blonde bombshell but she still thinks her hair is dark, talk about a fake blonde complex.

by blondefolyfe January 25, 2011

Comb-Over Blonde

Brunettes, red-heads and dark-haired women who dye their hair blonde because they are embarrassed of their hair color. The color winds up growing out in a few weeks leaving them looking like zebras. Artificial and vain. The female analog of bald guys who grow out thin strands of hair on the sides in order to comb it over the top to hide their shiny tops. Term first coined by Michael Mannske in his book "Foreign and Domestic."

"I can see her dark roots from across the bar. I'm tellin' ya, man, stay away from her. She's a comb-over blonde."

by Ajax Dunn January 3, 2009

blond-lad-sexual

when you only fancy blond lads

only likin blond lads

by Corbo January 23, 2004

fake fake blonde

Someone who is so fake blonde that they don't even bother dyeing their hair blonde

Haters: alhaitham isn't a fake blonde, he doesn't even have blonde hair
Me, an intellectual: exactly hence he's fake fake blonde, which makes him the fakest blonde mvp

by satomeow May 19, 2023

blonde lacrosse kid

A kid who is blonde and plays lacrosse and or soccer is white and thinks that he is cool

Man 1: You know that blonde lacrosse kid?
Man 2: Yeah the one that plays soccer and lacrosse and is trash?
Man 1: Yeah the one who thinks he is cool
Man 2: He looks like he brushed his teeth and took a big bite into a grapefruit

by Kyrieboi November 11, 2017

National blondes day

If your a blonde then great! On April 5 you and your closest blondes get to celebrate! And even better, nobody can call you a dumb blonde!

Guy: your so stupid you must be a dumb blonde

Blonde: actually you can’t say that it’s national blondes day

by Mrs. Holland November 1, 2021

Tour de Blonde

When men travel to Scandinavian and Eastern European countries to sex tourism.

Arthur do Val can’t wait to get back to São Paulo to buy his tickets to go on his own Tour de Blonde. Renan Santos is right, the Tour de Blonde is the best way experience sex tourism in the Eastern Europe.

by Bocão March 12, 2022