Get the Bleed The Wisker mug.1. The week in which bleeding interrupts your sexual activities. Or so you're pretending, anyways.
2. The week in which women can pull their own special racial card for everything, including bitching, moaning, and bad driving
3. The week in which you don't need to give a fuck about any female as you will not gain anything from it.
2. The week in which women can pull their own special racial card for everything, including bitching, moaning, and bad driving
3. The week in which you don't need to give a fuck about any female as you will not gain anything from it.
1: "so i was gonna fuck ma bitch last night, but bleed week just started, so we had to try backdoor blizzard instead.
2. e.g. 9/11? she was on her period. nuff said.
3. her:"hey honey, will you-"
you: "no."
2. e.g. 9/11? she was on her period. nuff said.
3. her:"hey honey, will you-"
you: "no."
by guttedcivillain June 16, 2010
Get the Bleed week mug.A word for someone to say when they are extremely bored or have ADD or excitedly happy for no reason whatsoever. It is somewhat related to the blee blah as it is sometimes hard for these people to express themselves coherently. These plinky plonky types only are understood amongst themselves.
by turpskis July 27, 2010
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Get the blee J mug.Getting a BleeJob is the act of a male or female giving a male oral sex and biting the penis until it eventually bleeds.
"Dude, Sarah gave me a bleejob last night!"
"Seriously? Did it hurt?"
"Yeah! And it bled like a bitch!"
"Seriously? Did it hurt?"
"Yeah! And it bled like a bitch!"
by ButterMyToast January 2, 2012
Get the BleeJob mug.Example 1:
I really had to drop a deuce mid dinner, so instead of letting it get cold, I bled the system; I finished it while on the can.
Example2:
Q: where's Squirty?
P: he went to the bathroom to bleed the system.
Q: bleeding the system?
P: he didn't want to leave his beer unattended so he took it with him to piss.
Q: atta' boy, no sense in sobering up mid piss!
I really had to drop a deuce mid dinner, so instead of letting it get cold, I bled the system; I finished it while on the can.
Example2:
Q: where's Squirty?
P: he went to the bathroom to bleed the system.
Q: bleeding the system?
P: he didn't want to leave his beer unattended so he took it with him to piss.
Q: atta' boy, no sense in sobering up mid piss!
by hurtn squirtn February 3, 2012
Get the bleed the system mug.The term describes an irritating, or uncomfortable situation where the feeling of unrest and lack of well being festers like a "Bleeding Cock Sore".
You are at a fast food establishment with your friend, and notice two hot women in the queue behind you. Having noticed that the ladies do not appreciate your manly charms, it is concluded that they MUST be a couple - why else would they not be falling over to get your number?
The dawning realization that both women assume that you and your friend are "partners" creates an uncomfortable scenario - the feeling being that of a "Bleeding Cock Sore". A festering, uncomfortable situation that cannot be talked about - unless to a Doctor - and only in the case where there is no other option!!!!
The dawning realization that both women assume that you and your friend are "partners" creates an uncomfortable scenario - the feeling being that of a "Bleeding Cock Sore". A festering, uncomfortable situation that cannot be talked about - unless to a Doctor - and only in the case where there is no other option!!!!
by WhenWe February 19, 2012
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