Bloker

1) a very cool and funny dude, who is half Bloke & half Joker - a BLOKER.

Bloke - a popular English term for a very cool Dude. Such as a 'Goodfella', one of the guys and a great drinking pal.

Joker - a funny-ass motherfucker, who is typically roguish in behavior.

That Bloker was the coolest and funniest dude at that rocking party. He completey 'owned it'. Everybody loved him! He was a Rock Star...

Examples - David Beckham, Chris Serafini, Johhny Depp, Jack Black, Joe Namath, Ron Kunze, Jack White, Keith Richards, Steve McQueen, Ernest Hemingway, Tim Lincecum, Marlon Brando, Frank Sinatra, Jake Plummer, etc.

by S+KRoyale November 15, 2010

broke

adj.- Used to describe someone who's looks are displeasing to the eye. Correction of this condition is something which cannot generally be fixed by application of make-up or concealer, but mandates corrective plastic surgery. May also be used to describe someone's particular features.

see also go for broke

T'was not until I awoke from a long night of carousing that I realized, as my friends had told me, she was indeed broke.

by MC Cancerpants July 31, 2006

brokeback mountain

1) An incredibly hot movie in which Jake Gyllenhaal and Heath Ledger have hoooooot sex. Yee haw!
2) The act of 2 gay cowboys falling deeply in love and having an extremely difficult relationship ending in tear-jerking tragedy.
3) The act of 2 ridiculously hot gay guys having sex with super awesome grunting noises.

1) Yamini: What a hot hot movie! God I love Heath Ledger! Mmm I want me some gay porn now.
2) Yamini: *sniff* Wow, what a beautiful movie...
3) Yamini: Oh my god Lauren, our math teachers are brokeback mountaining each other!

by Lauren D. July 20, 2008

Blokes Advice

A male only Facebook group that reflects the disgusting sexism in the wider Australian society where men get together and laugh about how they raped or could rape their wives and girlfriends or organize to group harass particular women by giving out their phone numbers or social media handles.

Blokes Advice man: "Lads I need a hand putting this minga in her place."

by Whateverandever September 24, 2021

Broke ass nigga

When you cant afford the iphone 7 because your broke and suck dick on the regular

im going to keep my iphone 6 and suck more dicks like the broke ass nigga i am

by Timmythegod September 8, 2016

Broke

A person speaking ebonics who is referring to the baroque period of music, painting, or architecture.

- Do ya’ll listen ta rap?
- No, meh prefer da broke styles o’ Bach an’ Vivaldi.

by DVDA21 January 21, 2009

broke ass sexual chocolate

Poor homosexual black man

"He is a broke ass sexual chocolate!" - Asian

by Cakeslob, cracker January 12, 2005