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better than a kick in the tits

Not so bad; could be worse. An optimist's view of things.
"Did you nail Cindy last night, Chuck?" "No, but I hit her fat sister. It was better than a kick in the tits!" - Sol R.
by Pontius Pilate August 15, 2006
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A meme originating from Basilmarket created by a poster named 1evenstar. The meme started when a basiler asked if a 270m glitter glove was worth it. After posting the response "Yes, but a cordon would be better if scrolled", it was copied and pasted for the next 10 pages.
TS: Is this glitter glove worth it?
Reply: Yes, but a cordon would be better if scrolled.
by Fireboy2325 January 13, 2011
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better than heroin

Used to describe something both very good and equally addicting.
"Say, #2, have you tried this new burger?"
"Can't say I have, #1. Will it satisfy my hunger."
"Oh, without a doubt, friend. This burger is better than heroin."
"Is that so? Well, perhaps it will take care of these black marks on my arm."
by Dave Rapp August 30, 2005
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eye-batter

a person who constantly bats their eye-lashes, usually in a flirting manner
the man said he saw his girl because she was and eye-batter
by Kamaar " Silk" Taliaferro December 19, 2008
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AA Batteries

A name for Asian-Australians who can fluently speak English.
by BrayBroSki December 3, 2018
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loser bozo ratio meaning i got more likes than you therefor making your comment invalid stay mad because i got more likes than you nba youngboy is better than you
"you're so racist"
"nigga The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America, When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation L bozo + ratio + stay mad + yb better"
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baby batter

a salty discharge of goo from a male penis
i shot baby batter in her eye
by kevin kehoe November 14, 2003
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