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m/p

means meet or pass. it’s when you ask someone if they would meet (kiss) or pass (not) another person.
hey rob, m/p emma.
oh meet definitely. she’s some beour.

m/p kevin.
pass. state of him.
by ireland slang October 17, 2020
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nate m

The only guy that beat me in connect 4. It wont happen again considering i wont be distracted next time
by Chase Less November 28, 2016
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M Lite

A BMW that isn't a proper M Car.

You have mainline BMW M Power High Performance cars, such as the 1M, M3, M5, Z3M, even the M2, for example.

But there are range of more affordable, not so premium, and overall a less desirable car - and that is the M Lite!

These cars will include M140i, M135i, M50i, M340i, the new Z4 M40i and any Diesel

(the "i" at the end stands for "I Can't Afford An M Car")

The problem is, owners of M Lite BMW's usually tell everyone they own an M1 or M3, because they're too ashamed to tell the truth.

Also, do not be fooled by what M Sport owners say - this also falls under the moniker of M Lite.
Car guy 1: "Hey, I just got a new car!"

Car guy 2: "No way! Did you get that BMW 1M you were telling me about?"

Car guy 1: "Uh.. Yes, yes I did! It's great. Feels so good to finally have a M Power car. I love my M140i"

Car guy 2: "Hold on.. That's an M Lite! Why would you lie to me like that? We are no longer friends"
by Master Fuego April 5, 2023
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Defcon-M

Just after you cum, and you start the clean up. Then you hear the family vehicle pull into the garage. Immediately you go into Defcon-M, which is the state of panic you're in..
Guy 1: Last night i just finished masturbating and my parents got home..
Guy 2: What did you do?
Guy 1: I went into Defcon-M, obviously!
by ToxicWaster May 21, 2013
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Maja M

Maja. Common name of a simp
Damn, your Maja M - ing
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Ava M

An Ava is the best person you could ever come across. She is beautiful, sweet, tough, and loyal. She is one of those people that say they are ugly wen she is the most gorgeous thing you can lay your eyes on. She loves to have fun, but can seem crazy sometimes. Ok all the time. An Ava M is a girl you will never forget. She is an excellent charmer, and puts up a fence of confidence and strength even if they are hurting. You can never tell what she is going to do, they are pretty spontaneous, you can't help to love an Ava M. Ava M is especially good at anything to do with helping anyone and everyone. You don't want to get her them to hate you. If you do I would say to watch out because an Ava M is a pretty formidable enemy. If anything you should be going out of your way to find an Ava M. Hold them tight and never let them go and love them forever. You will love having an Ava M in your life. She will shape you into a better person without you ever knowing. Love them forever because otherwise you will never forgive yourself.
Ava M is the most loyal and best friend I've ever had.
by Gosh darn them rhinos June 14, 2019
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X&M

X&M (stands for Extrasexual and Masochistic), in one person; the personal enjoyment by a person of both inflicting and receiving pain and pleasure.
The Universe of Eros Comix is filled with a lot of X&M.
by MikeKal July 25, 2009
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