green on the wood

CASH ON DEMAND, put the money on the table, no B.S., etc.

"Green on the wood makes the deal look good."

by Paulzzy March 30, 2010

green tulip

A green tulip is an action performed in a strip club. When a stripper lays on her back on stage and you put a dollar on her taint and before she can push it aside and continue her skankery you push it second knuckle deep in her brown eye so the portion of dollar bill not in her bowels resembles a green tulip.

My wife was so drunk she gave that nasty pig cupcake a green tulip last night.

by Jamie-T October 22, 2012

Green Tail

When you blow weed smoke into a person's asshole, and they fart the smoke out.

Dude, Kelsey just blew the biggest green tail I've ever seen!

by DaddyKinkojou January 30, 2017

green martin

Mexican kid named Martin, who is always saying weird things and showing his dick to people. He also likes the color green, hence the name.

"You know that guy, Martin?"
"Yeah"
"He's a Green Martin!"

by Little Poot Poot November 16, 2017

Green eyes

The most pretty, amazing eyes in the world. Any boy or girl who has them should be greatful because they are very rare.

Guy 1: Why do you like sarah?
Guy 2: She has amazing green eyes

by wooooooooo12 June 10, 2011

green onion

a person (normally female) with poor genital hygiene.

Chelsea forgot to wash her vag for 6 days, and she turned into a green onion.

by Urs V September 28, 2008

Go green

To adopt an environmentally friendly lifestyle by recycling, buying local, reusing, minimizing driving, etc.

Also, designing a development or construction project to meet high environmental standards.

After watching that documentary, Sandra decided to go green and start carpooling to work.

Developers in the area are being given incentives to go green with their buildings.

by jerums August 14, 2008