Being a Tony

There are many ways to be a Tony. You must achieve several of the ways to actually attain TP "Tony" status. These ways are listed below: be emotionally unavailable, reject any love and/or affection, don't respond to text messages with more than 2 words, say you cannot commit to any plans, seduce women and then cut them off when they fall for you, hate animals, get girls to fold your laundry, listen to 80s hair bands, hate talking about feces and/or farts, and not get close to anyone

Girl: Hey Tony, wanna see a movie this weekend? Tony:Lady, I can't commit that far in advance. Girl: (awkwardly grabs Tony's hand) Tony: What the fuck are you doing?????? Girl: oh okay, you're just being a Tony

by Hanson Kelly April 29, 2013

being together

When one person in a relationship is too scared of commitment, so they use the term being together. It makes it easier if they break up.

We hookup all the time, but we only talked about being together

by Gossipgurlxoxox December 4, 2017

ding dong bing bings

Ecstacy tablets. Slang term created at Frizzles.

Hey man, do you have any ding dong bing bings or maybe some mac daddys??

by Knobcheese April 8, 2006

lesser being

A lesser being is slang for a person who is a jerk and a person you care naught for.

Man, John is being such a lesser being today.

by Little Johnny Anarch November 23, 2004

Binged

An unconsented search by Microsoft

You type 192.168.1.8 in your address bar to access your IP printer. Instead of getting “Server not found” error message when your printer does not respond because it is off, you instead get BINGED. The lesson is that Microsoft knows better than you in what you want. Obviously you really wanted to see the “IP Whois report” or see the “GeoIPTool” rather than knowing your printer is offline.

by Garreth Jones May 14, 2013

Ching Chong Bing Bong My Willy Is Long

If your Chinese friend is being racist to you just say this. CHING CHONG BING BONG FUCK YOU MY WILLY IS LONG

Nig+ger Ching Chong Bing Bong My Willy Is Long

by Fuck you black ass niger February 19, 2023

The Four Stages Of Being High

1. The Smoking Stage
2. The Eating Stage
3. The Everything is alive Stage
4. The Sleeping Stage

Guy 1: Those 4 stages of being high are soo true, i didnt believe it when you first told me before we lit up!
Guy 2: I knew you realized it when you started screaming at the refridgerater!

by DaFuzz March 13, 2005