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bath time thing

I think mom and dad are doing the bath time thing because they've been in there forever.
by iz_funny February 15, 2015
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mexican speed bath

Douching yourself with axe and or old spice aerosol spray
Didn't have time to shower, Mexican speed bath time
by Csmith July 22, 2014
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Teruterus Bath Water

An amazing content creator who has a crush on the fictional character called Teruteru Hanamura
Oooh, have you seen the amazing edits that Teruterus Bath Water has made?
by Tenko Bae August 5, 2021
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californian bath

a californian bath is when someone sprays themselves with cheap cologne or uses dove body wash because they are poor. After the bath they take about 3 grams of white widow and put it in a vaporizer. Once they have done that they take the bag of the thc and inhale it. After inhaling it they then take some right gaurd and spray themselves with it and then go out to a cheap bar and pick up some hookers.
guy1: "hey man wanna go out to a bar?"
guy2: "yeah! yeah! let me take a shower first."
guy1: "nah man! We have to go now!"
guy2: "ok ok ok ok. let me take a californian bath and get high"
guy1: "narly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we can get some hookers after so they can suck my fucking cock and i can get HIV or herpies!"
guy2: "yeah.............thats not a good idea.
guy1: "i love pot! niggers! and hoes!"
by brooks :D February 8, 2010
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give the dog a bath

giving the dog a bath is when a male stuffs the twig and berries in his girls mudbucket and keeps it there as long as possible. if you've ever tried to get a dog in the bathtub, and keep him there, you know exactly why this act is so named.
after a romantic dinner, i decided to give the dog a bath, but the as soon as i got everything in, they squirmed out and i couldnt get them back in.
by nutgrapes February 27, 2011
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Benedict Arnold Bath

When you promise your load to a willing little whore, then go back on your word, lay on your back, throw your legs behind your head, and bust on your own face. You commit treason on yourself.
Nancy sure was surprised when instead of giving her a facial as usual, I rolled over and gave myself a Benedict Arnold Bath.
by Brooks III December 25, 2007
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mexican bubble bath

(n.) When you fart in the bath and the bubbles come up and stink up the room.
Dude! I just walked in on Keith cooking up a mexican bubble bath! Nasty fucker!
by Deelan May 27, 2008
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