Bats in the cave

A condition that occurs when a women has not had sex in a long time. Therefore she has Bats in her cave.
Guy 1: "That girl has a really nice ass. I mean, Dam!"
Guy 2: "tru d that, but that girl has 'Bats in the cave'. She will be a quickie."
by isthereanything2 May 24, 2009
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batting 1000

From baseball, where you always get a hit and never get out...or for dumbasses, it's being perfect.
by Anonymous November 08, 2003
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Kinder-bat

Not a true goth. A person who is goth for social reasons or lack of socialization.
Look at that kinder-bat wearing that black lipstick.
by Gabby March 08, 2004
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bat-wang

When ur nuts are sticky, they stick to each side of your legs and when u spread ur legs it creates a fan behind ur wang, kinda of like a bat.... therefore, bat-wang.
i played basketball so long i got a bat-wang.
by Jack Me'off June 01, 2005
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bat wings

"She was hot, but when I went south of the border, I found the monster bat wings waitin' for me.
by Thor9 September 08, 2006
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fruit bat

Fruit bat: noun:

1. A bat that hangs in trees, making it look like a piece of fruit. This works as camouflage to protect against potential predators.

2. A crazy person who has eaten so much fruit, they now look like a plump juicy piece of fruit, and have an odd urge to take a nibble.
1.

A: Look at the fruit tree!
B: No, that tree has been dead for awhile, those are definitely fruit bats.

2.

A: I saw a rather plump man holding a peach and licking his fingers a bit too much.
B: Totally a fruit bat.
by bpepps March 28, 2011
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dingle bat

The word "dingle bat" was created by me. Dingle Bat is reciognized to have three definitions;
1. A bat with one wing
2. A person who talks too much and has nothing important to say
3. Someone with an utterly annoying voice that makes you want to shoot them to bloody death.
1. I saw a dingle bat fall out of a tree the other night.
2. Greg talks a whole bunch, but really has nothing important to say; he's a real dingle bat.
3. Leah has a really shrill and annoying voice, which makes her a dingle bat.
by jacob December 22, 2004
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