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landover baptist

A fundamentalist Shiite Baptist cult intent on converting every non-believer or hurrying them on to Hell.
You apostate Catholics, Christ-killing Jews, mark-of Cain Negroes and pagan Chinamen gathered here at Landover Baptist church will either put your hand on the KJ1611 Bible and accept HIM or we'll put your brains on it.
by megnao flimpis July 30, 2003
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Bapple

Another “cool” and “lit” name for a Bud Light Apple, the poster alcoholic beverage of choice for teens 15 to 17, or until you grow up and realize you would rather get liver cirrhosis then drink artificially flavored beer.
Kyle: “Hey Chad, wanna get litty as a titty with the boys tonight?”
Chad: “Sure Kyle, but first let’s grab some Bapples at the vendor down the street.”
by electrocaine July 31, 2020
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bapestas

Basicly a shoe that comes from japan and is worn by some hip-hop artistspharrell, solja boy ect. Bapestas are a type of shoe produced by the company Bathing Ape. The Bathing Ape company only makes two shoes, but come in a large variaty of colors. Now some of these shoes do look attractive, and are nice to have, but if you are not truely rich then, please do not buy them. They do look nice but, they cost anywhere from $200-$500, yes in american. Honestly $500 for some plastic and leather!If you really spend that much i hope you donate to the poor and needy. This company gets copied alot by merchants. Some of these fake bapestas or, "fakestas" can look very real or very fake. I live in the south side of San Antonio TX and sometimes in my high school, i see some of these shoes, but the closest store is either the one in LA or NY and i doubt that they buy them from the internet. Yet, some of these shoes a just can't be fake and in the mist of wanting to be popular or look like a celebrity, these teenagers waste alot of money on shoes that will eventually wear out.
Wankster: Hey guys i got me some bapestas!!!
Friend: Either your fuckin' retarded or those are fake
by omarfosho January 4, 2008
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baped

Ryan just got baped
by AdmiralEngland February 14, 2017
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E-Baps

The art of posting pictures of your baps on the internet in order to make yourself feel good about yourself.

It usually stems from a very low ego and self esteem.

Girls who do this are E-Sluts.
Dom, Dominique, pinkpanties.
by Dano Sheedini November 8, 2004
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Baptismal Garba

The family celebration of baptism by performing the traditional dance form of garba
Hansa to Praful (translated from the original Hindi): Annie got baptized yesterday. The Smiths have invited us for the Baptismal Garba.
by Godiyaal Maa December 31, 2008
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bapnation

another name for some garbage ass weed.
weed that tasts like shit and dosent get you high.
keith: yo, lets go grab a ten peice and get zooted.
greg: who got bud??
keith: lets go holla a Travis
greg: that nigga got straight bapnation
keith: uhh, lets go get a 4-pack then.
by gregterp September 22, 2010
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