Ape Nugget

When one poops and what comes out are small oblong or oval/egg shaped lumps, those my friend, are ape nuggets.

Fuck man, Skeeter ate some bad chicken w/ broccoli and ended up in the bathroom at the Ting Ting blowing ape nuggets.

by Lil' Hepatitis December 29, 2010

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Ape Index

The approximate distance that a man can through a foreskin after it has been removed

“Then a stranger ,with an ape index of over 60 feet, grabbed my newly shedded flab, and hurled it east.”

by BigRiceEater June 16, 2019

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ape legs

Short for the battle royale game Apex Legends.

you wanna play some ape legs tonight?

by Shin-Nippori February 8, 2019

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Ap Stor

Ap Stor of Ap

Makarov: Ap Stor

*Nazi Germany Explodes*

by Ap Stor September 15, 2021

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ape tits

An adjective to describe a situation that was less awesome than anticipated; much like seeing a naked individual with ape tits rather than totally bitchin' tits.

"I was super excited to see The Hulk after all the hype about it, but that movie was totally ape tits! It didn't even blow me."

I thought that Mufasa was alive. Nope. It was just Chuck Testa with another realistic mount. Straight up ape tits.

by wBrynn November 15, 2011

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skunk ape

tall old hairy stinky man, who roams in the coral springs area. beware the skunk lick, this creature is said to come up behind you and perform the most disgusting foul smelling lick you have ever experienced.

hey tony, watch out for the skunk ape behind you!

by skunk hunter November 9, 2011

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