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Bald Biting Baldi

An angry creature that will destroy its mortal enemy with its claws that are 10ft tall and 1ft wide they have a razor sharp edge and can slice through sheet metal beware if you spot this creature it does not know what play is. It is always in attack mode and will never stop until its prey is killed.
"RUN ITS A BALD BITING BALDI!"
¨GET THE GUN!"
by Beebo34 February 27, 2023
mugGet the Bald Biting Baldimug.

bald people

people who have no hair on their heads and have very shiny heads, I have never seen a bald person in real life. They do not exist. There is only in movies like Walter White
I have no hair, i’m getting bald

(bald people don’t have hair)
Walter White is bald
by skadiiii May 7, 2022
mugGet the bald peoplemug.

Bald

A term used to describe a type of woodland fairy relayed to the tooth fairy, except this specific fairy is almost always made up of thumb sized middle aged men with shiny egg heads and cheerful goatees. They are dressed in beautiful ballroom dresses and Cinderella slippers with large, butterfly wings. They have chicken feet too, but be not afraid, for harming you would be the last thing these fairies do. These gentle beings use their magnificent wand to cast spells on innocent children who have trouble sleeping, where they often sing lullabies and gives lits if kisses on the cheeks.
Bald buzzed around by ears every night, tap dancing with his neon yellow chicken legs. Ahh, what good times.
by CoolChickensRule June 9, 2024
mugGet the Baldmug.

Nose Bald

The feeling when you are seeding and you breath in too much of a whiff of Aqua ammonia, and your nose hurts, but also feels like all the hairs are gone because they burned off.
Dude I’m totally nose bald right now, better get back in my tractor…
by 25lilh October 17, 2022
mugGet the Nose Baldmug.

bald ass honkey

Joe: what's that over there
Mike: that's a BALD ASS HONKEY!
by Joe Noe May 16, 2016
mugGet the bald ass honkeymug.

H8 balds

Yeah ill take a H8 balds for 75
by Drpalabras May 23, 2021
mugGet the H8 baldsmug.

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