Austin Waggoner

The god of family rivalries and ponytails.

Austin Waggoner WOW he’s weird.

by The Uncle Daddy Cult February 3, 2023

Austin Wolfe

A wolf

Come outside Austin Wolfe

by Mrs. Summers March 22, 2021

Austin Bangs

One of the Two half-prophets of Chungus. Chungus used him and the other half prophet to reveal the 10 Chungus commandments. According to the Chungusanian Bible, the year 2020 A.D will be the year of the his crucifixion.

Example:

Guy 1:"Bro I heard Austin Bangs just had another Vision"
Guy 2:"I wonder if it was another chungus commandment?"

by maestrogeicho January 8, 2020

Austin Mckinney

The epicenter of a pussy in the losest of vaginal canals. Pussy so bad you’d prefer Langston’s mom.

Your being such an Austin Mckinney pussy bitch right now

by PussydestroyerXXX6969 April 9, 2018

miranda austin

1. a sexy girl that can and will steal your man

2. will never get a tan because she’s whiter than paper

sarah you might want to be careful i heard a miranda austin was moving to town.

by therealgod January 4, 2020

carla and austin

The worlds greatest couple. They’ve been through hell and back, yet at the end of the day they still got each other. They are each other’s world and nothing will change that. They are meant for each other. Austin treats her like a queen and she treats him like a king. If you ever get a Carla and Austin in life, don’t lose it or you'll regret it for the rest of your life. Everyone will try to break you up but your love is no match for hoes, bitches and niggas in this world

Oh look it’s Carla and Austin I wish I had what they have.

by Iloveyouaustin November 17, 2017

Sloppy Austin

When you’re giving a blowjob, and you start scatting with the dick in your mouth

Person A- things were really heating up with John last night, so I pulled out the Sloppy Austin
Person B- Damn! He must’ve came buckets!

by 1Tubesoc1 November 12, 2020