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alanda

name given to a sexy ass biatch...usually male accompained by a fine ass girlfriend. this male comes from a mixture of irish /mexican heritage. Also a sexual position when the male is sitting on an ironing board while the female performs a oral sex.
"You know that dude Alanda, he is dead sexy."

"Last night I got the best alanda from Kim!"
by Jon Tucker February 2, 2007
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Amanda

usually known for being ugly and extremely gross. wears rainbow make-up because she is a total faggot. gets around a lot, often referred to as a SLUT or WHORE. looks similar to a fish or aduck. QUACK!!!!!! often spreads her STD's around entire cities at once. wears very revealing clothing, is known for being obese and lesbian. people with the name amanda often commit suicide by the age of 18. they cant afford there own car, and ofthen steal money from banks. was at one point in time in a gang, and has shot someone. often lives in townhomes, and fucks little boys in her basement. known for becoming a rapist, child molestor, and/or a petifile. most of the time they become all of the above. they often drive creepy white mini vans. abduct little children with items such as candy, toys, and boobs.

Often is a major shit talker, cant back her shit up, and gets slapped by cooler people by the name of marci at A lunch. often lies about almost everything. doesnt know how to mind her own buisness, doesnt have many friends. often gets pregnant, and drinks bleech to kill the baby. she also inflicts pain on other people for her enjoyment. girls with this name often die very painful. usually by a gun shot to the head, STD's are very common with this name also.
damn, amanda sure gets around !

did you hear about that amanda ?

did you see that amanda fly by? QUACK!!!!!!

damn that amanda sure talks alot of shit.

MAN that girls amanda.
by coooooooooolkid1 December 22, 2009
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Amanda

Baby trapped in old lady body
loves kissing fat ginger cats

is obsessed with ex from a year ago
rates herself

changes at parties because her mother is priest
back disease from Indo holiday.
no way there's an Amanda

she's got cat videos on her story !!!!
by Milo saver February 27, 2019
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A fake ass bitch, that never has the balls to tell you straight up and switches shit around in a situation doesn’t tell people the truth.
Amanda is a fake friend.
by Lies May 14, 2019
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Amanda

Has a hand fetish. Will stop at nothing to obtain hand fetish needs. Likes chains. Likes bondage.
She tried to tie me up and use my hands! What an amanda!
by needy101 February 10, 2010
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A good looking cutie with a body like a god. On the outside a perfect lady but on the inside a devil. She is also known as satan and belzebub, she's a real she devil!
Oh you just know she's an Amanda!
by SatansBFF September 16, 2016
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Often found in the nether regions of Wisconsin, the fierce Amanda stalks her prey with phone in hand. Ready to strike at the most inconvenient time. A good-time gal with a heart for fun, and the looks to go along with it. Makes a great exchange student, and an even better friend. Fantastic kisser, just sayin', and darn smart to boot. The shining qualities of Amanda's are debilitating sarcasm, so watch yourself when engaging in arguments. Always keep a snack handy, just in case. There's always an Amanda out there, good luck finding yours.
"Yo, dude, did you see that Amanda?"
"Heck yeah, bro! She's fantastic!"
"Man, I'd love to be her best friend like we are, bro."
"Bro..."
by Hoekie van Alaska May 14, 2018
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