water lag

Disturbances in the
freedom to feel like ur
moving normally in water, specially when you’re trying to fight someone or walk fast in a pool.

“Damn, last pool party he tried to hit me in the pool but thanks to the water lag he barely had energy to do so, that’s how I knocked his dumb ass out.”

by M. Denny April 21, 2022

local lag

An excuse bitches make when they can’t properly play a game due to their extremely low skill level.

Mike: “You only won because of the local lag from these controllers. Get better ones and run it back.

by xXMorgasmicXx September 19, 2020

lag bomb

when somebody or something, usually in a game, creates something that lags the game heavily

AH CRAP HE'S MAKING A LAG BOMB USING BLOCK STACKING KILL HIM

by dreamybullsbatukam January 29, 2023

job lag

When you start a lot of tasks at work, and get back home without finishing them and can't stop thinking of their outcomes. It is like a thoughts paralysis preventing you engaging in personal commitments.

Lag being the delay of acknowledgment of the task.

I forewent the sport training because of job lag.

by modhek May 25, 2021

fast lag

The onset of exhaustion by having to quickly become accustomed to a new time based routine while fasting during the start of Ramadan.

Brought on mainly by new sleeping routines due to the early breakfast time with a probable combination of no food during the day.

Yahya looks fucking dead today but it's probably just fast lag since he's only in his first week of Ramadan.

by INCOGNETO July 25, 2015

Brain Lag

During a gaming session, brain lag is when your brain does not work until it is too late in some situations.

EnderBender28: "Bruh why didn't mash there until it was too late? You got grounded by DK Side B."
PridedFox77: "I had brain lag."

by PridedFox77 September 15, 2022

Museum Lag

The dead like feeling you get when standing at a museum for too long filled with boredom, and being tired.

Joe: That guy just got kicked out by security.
John: Wow he probably died of museum lag.

by johnnyrocketgotnothingonme October 12, 2014