In reference to the extreme lack of attractive females in the North American city of Boston .
A Boston Beauty refers to a woman that is mildly attractive enough to consider beddable given the lack of other options.
A woman with thin lips, large and crooked front teeth with a prominent forehead.
Usually very pale skinned with a rough and roguish vocabulary. Often incessantly speaking of sports and romanticizing the country of Ireland. Prone to the overconsumption of cheap spirits, with a diet consisting mainly of Lunchables and Buffalo Wild Wings.
Should the act of coitus present itself with a Boston Beauty it is best done in a clandestine and secret manner. Yet often commences in poor judgment after extreme intoxication at a public venue due to a lack of more attractive females. If sexual intercourse does occur with a Boston Beauty a prophylactic is highly advised due to their abundance of bacterial vaginosis, STDs and high levels of fertility.
A Boston Beauty refers to a woman that is mildly attractive enough to consider beddable given the lack of other options.
A woman with thin lips, large and crooked front teeth with a prominent forehead.
Usually very pale skinned with a rough and roguish vocabulary. Often incessantly speaking of sports and romanticizing the country of Ireland. Prone to the overconsumption of cheap spirits, with a diet consisting mainly of Lunchables and Buffalo Wild Wings.
Should the act of coitus present itself with a Boston Beauty it is best done in a clandestine and secret manner. Yet often commences in poor judgment after extreme intoxication at a public venue due to a lack of more attractive females. If sexual intercourse does occur with a Boston Beauty a prophylactic is highly advised due to their abundance of bacterial vaginosis, STDs and high levels of fertility.
“Did you see Jimmy with that Boston Beauty at the bar last night?”
“Yea, poor fellow thought no one he knew was around to see them together.”
“Oh well, I guess he’ll have to start hanging drywall again as he’ll be a dad soon.”
“Yea, poor fellow thought no one he knew was around to see them together.”
“Oh well, I guess he’ll have to start hanging drywall again as he’ll be a dad soon.”
by HOSSBROOKLYN May 15, 2023
Get the Boston Beautymug. by Yssuprevoyenom November 1, 2019
Get the brainless beautymug. by elleirim nelle April 22, 2018
Get the beautiful enigmamug. Ugly.
Traditionally, a woman who finds herself to be Brooklyn Beautiful would also find men's clothing in her closet, herself ironically working at a library, and/or would rather buy records than mp3's because they're too mainstream. In otherwords, a female hipster. This word can be used to describe the precedingly mentioned person, but only if they're also ugly.
Traditionally, a woman who finds herself to be Brooklyn Beautiful would also find men's clothing in her closet, herself ironically working at a library, and/or would rather buy records than mp3's because they're too mainstream. In otherwords, a female hipster. This word can be used to describe the precedingly mentioned person, but only if they're also ugly.
Todd: "This party is full of ugly hipsters, I hate this place."
Josh: "No man! Let's make use of these Girls! They're Brooklyn Beautiful!"
Josh: "No man! Let's make use of these Girls! They're Brooklyn Beautiful!"
by Samurai_sam November 29, 2015
Get the Brooklyn Beautifulmug. A state of mind. Opposite of Beast Mode.
The state applied to a thing or person that gives intense pleasure or deep satisfaction to the mind. Whether arising from sensory manifestations (as shape, color, sound, etc.), a meaningful design or pattern, or something else (as a personality in which high spiritual qualities are manifest).
The state applied to a thing or person that gives intense pleasure or deep satisfaction to the mind. Whether arising from sensory manifestations (as shape, color, sound, etc.), a meaningful design or pattern, or something else (as a personality in which high spiritual qualities are manifest).
by Dr Beauty February 19, 2012
Get the Beauty Modemug. by ArchWarAngel October 5, 2020
Get the Goddess Of Beautymug. The person who falls dead asleep ( like sleeping beauty ) as soon as they get the slightest bit Stoned.
“Hey man, why are you not smoking weed tonight?”
“Na, I’m not. I’ll get really tired if I smoke weed”
“Oh ! You’re a Weeding Beauty. That’s all good”
“Na, I’m not. I’ll get really tired if I smoke weed”
“Oh ! You’re a Weeding Beauty. That’s all good”
by Ivy MacNeil May 20, 2021
Get the Weeding Beautymug.