Taylor Swift

An exceptionally toothy blowjob

John broke up with Emma after she gave him the 'ole Taylor Swift in his car.

by deepspace_69 July 2, 2025

SWIFTED

When a girl cuffs her bf's feet and hands and pulls her g string up his ass

Girl 1: what did you do to your bf last night?
Girl 2: I swifted his ass
Girl 1: about time

by Budaboy2025 August 11, 2025

taylor swift

mid blonde auntie who fell off... but still would lowk 👅💦

taylor swift fell off
what happened to the taylor i used to love?
stop making cringe songs ur 35
mature up instead of gaslighting white women

by daddy bright October 5, 2025

On a swift one

A phrase used by the almighty lord used to say something needs to be done fast

I need the toilet on a swift one

by Uxlotheking December 28, 2025

Taylor Swift

You can't find anything worse than her, honestly her music is terrible and the fans are worse

Mate, did you hear about elon musk lately?
Yeah, he did a taylor swift

by GingerJeesh January 26, 2025

taylor swift

Kanye made her fucking famous

Person 1 "yeah Kanye West made that bitch taylor swift famous."
Person 2 "yeah he made that bitch famous."

by Lacklusta February 28, 2025

Taylor Swift

Annoying singer that's 10x worse then Ye

A: Yo, Taylor Swift or Kanye West?
B: Obviously Ye, duh.

by iforgotmynamesothisisit June 24, 2024