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Jeremy

Angel in the streets, devil in the sheets. 7 feet tall. 7 feet dick. Gets excluded a lot by his friends and isn’t noticed very often. Has a knack for getting knocked down by cars. Blocks out the h8ers (Stephen Roche) with his giant hands. Drives a Skoda Fabia. Has never been seen in the same room as Francis Higgins. Coincidence? I think not.
Watch out! Jeremy’s got a knife!
That’s Jeremy’s seat.
by Diggaaaay November 25, 2019
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Jeremy Ellis

big not fune shart man
person 1 HAH GET BOZED ON LOSER
person 2 yeah right jeremy ellis
by Voido June 13, 2022
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Jeremy

Jeremy is the most hottest and most sexiest guy alive. He sucks on toes . He’s the sweetest boy you could ever meet. The love I have for jeremy is a lot. He makes me smile and he brightens up my day. i can go on for years writing about Jeremy. Jeremy the most beautiful eyes and the most attractive voice. i can literally listen to his voice non stop for the rest of my life and never get bored of it. I, Ruth, know that HE is the dude that I wanna marry and spend the rest of my LIFE with. i still can’t believe he’ll suck on Kylie’s toes but it’s wtv 😒. We may be far from each other but never a part. - Love Ruth
Kylie- Damn Jeremy your man ? 😫
Ruth- yea, too bad u can’t have him. he’s already mine.
by Jeremy’s wife February 26, 2022
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Jeremy

I don’t trust Justin as far as I could throw Jeremy.
by JeremyIsFat February 22, 2023
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Jeremy

A big football fan. Mostly likes his favorite team, The Buffallo Bills.
Mark: "Hey did you see how intense that guy was into his football game?"
Brad: "Yeah and his name is Jeremy"
by Dagod11! November 6, 2023
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Jeremy Cunt

4'10 Wide, Mount everest, Titanic, A large celestial body
Jeremy Cunt is defined as A large celestial Body Floating In space

Jeremy: Wanna suck
Ben: You're too fat
by Mcdonal douglas June 8, 2024
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Jeremy

He's gay
Hey look, it's my friend jeremy is gay.
by Uutkh November 21, 2021
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