mental boat

When you're high. You may often sing rap songs.

"I'm on a boat!"

"This mental boat is fucking awesome!"

by boats boats boats September 18, 2009

boat fly

A girl or woman that hangs around bars and restaurants where wealthy men dock their boats—hoping to score a “Captain!”

I hate this place on the 4th of July, every boat fly in town is here!

by dbm.93 May 26, 2019

puss boat

v. int. The act of pushing one's face in between a smoking hot vagina, and rocking one's head side to side very rapidly while making a vigorous, lip-vibrating "brrr" sound.

Hey Chris and Stacy that girl over there likes to party, we should ask her if we can give her a couple of puss boats!

by BigSpenceDaddy May 14, 2014

boat rat

A prostitute at a boat dock. A girl who loiters at any location that can be described as a boating port, looking for a sexual encounter

The crew was excited to find some boat rats after a long voyage on the seas.

by Oreoeater July 3, 2023

boat waffle

A dick head. Probably named Mark Zuckerberg and verses in stealing other people's shit

Don't be a zuckerberg! Fuck you bro! Your mom's the boat waffle😂

by BradmfknBrad June 30, 2020

boat boner

An engorged clitoral area.

The little man on the boat has a boat boner.

My girlfriend got a boat boner from watching The Notebook.

by The sailor August 1, 2013

Boat Show

When you commit to attend an event (such as a party or work function) then opt out of your commitment for a very weak or inexcusably lame reason.

A generic description used when you do not know where a person is at that current moment.

Example: "I told my friend Sarah that I would go with her to trim her dog's toenails, but then I boat showed her. That bitch was crazy to ever think I would help her do that. Sheesh."

Example: "The babysitter boat showed us tonight."

Example: "Is the IT guy around? I really need him to look at my laptop computer which died again."

"I think the IT guy is at a boat show."

by HoneyBoatShow February 11, 2013