by boats boats boats September 18, 2009
Get the mental boatmug. A girl or woman that hangs around bars and restaurants where wealthy men dock their boats—hoping to score a “Captain!”
by dbm.93 May 26, 2019
Get the boat flymug. v. int. The act of pushing one's face in between a smoking hot vagina, and rocking one's head side to side very rapidly while making a vigorous, lip-vibrating "brrr" sound.
Hey Chris and Stacy that girl over there likes to party, we should ask her if we can give her a couple of puss boats!
by BigSpenceDaddy May 14, 2014
Get the puss boatmug. A prostitute at a boat dock. A girl who loiters at any location that can be described as a boating port, looking for a sexual encounter
by Oreoeater July 3, 2023
Get the boat ratmug. by BradmfknBrad June 30, 2020
Get the boat wafflemug. The little man on the boat has a boat boner.
My girlfriend got a boat boner from watching The Notebook.
My girlfriend got a boat boner from watching The Notebook.
by The sailor August 1, 2013
Get the boat bonermug. When you commit to attend an event (such as a party or work function) then opt out of your commitment for a very weak or inexcusably lame reason.
A generic description used when you do not know where a person is at that current moment.
A generic description used when you do not know where a person is at that current moment.
Example: "I told my friend Sarah that I would go with her to trim her dog's toenails, but then I boat showed her. That bitch was crazy to ever think I would help her do that. Sheesh."
Example: "The babysitter boat showed us tonight."
Example: "Is the IT guy around? I really need him to look at my laptop computer which died again."
"I think the IT guy is at a boat show."
Example: "The babysitter boat showed us tonight."
Example: "Is the IT guy around? I really need him to look at my laptop computer which died again."
"I think the IT guy is at a boat show."
by HoneyBoatShow February 11, 2013
Get the Boat Showmug.