Abercrombie Asshole

Noun; the type of guy who wears Abercrombie clothing, extremely trendy, and will not stop until everyone knows it. Also thinks he is better than anyone else. Usually a guy in a fraternity. Abbreviated: AAss.

Look at that Abercrombie Asshole with his stupid scarf.

by Glenn October 28, 2004

speherical asshole

someone who is an asshole no matter how you look at them.

that guy's a spherical asshole.

by mike January 17, 2004

fucking asshole

Anyone who thinks that they can be a dick to their best friends and treat them like shit

A guy making fun of a good friends mother.

by Sal Cino January 3, 2004

asshole handshake

The rubbing together of two fists, thumb-and-index-finger side-in (The side that looks like an asshole), recognizing that the other fellow and you are both, well, assholes.

Monti: I feel like such an asshole. Am I?
Ed: Yes, yes you are. But so am I. Let's perform the secret asshole handshake. (perform the gesture).

by Edo Alonge September 30, 2007

Asshole Fever

Having the Asshole Fever most often refers to wishing and dreaming of inserting the penis into the rectum. The term Asshole Fever can also include other sexual acts involving the butt hole, including but not limited to anilingus and fingering.

Yes! My Asshole Fever desires are being quenched! The time has come to fuck Regina's pretty little asshole. She screams like crazy as she gets drilled in her ass.

by fargo123 November 4, 2008

A bowl of assholes

Very foul breath, smells awful. morning breath. Sleeping to close to the crack.

Man what did you eat? Your breath smells like a bowl of assholes.

by Ringleader 615 December 12, 2005

Fullmetal asshole

An idiotic fan of the anime Fullmetal Alchemist (which is actually really good), however, is so insanely obsessed with it that he will diss every other show and call anyone who doesn't like FMA an idiot.

igloo15 and bakudan are fullmetal assholes

by Tehman November 17, 2004