Just after you cum, and you start the clean up. Then you hear the family vehicle pull into the garage. Immediately you go into Defcon-M, which is the state of panic you're in..
Guy 1: Last night i just finished masturbating and my parents got home..
Guy 2: What did you do?
Guy 1: I went into Defcon-M, obviously!
Guy 2: What did you do?
Guy 1: I went into Defcon-M, obviously!
by ToxicWaster May 21, 2013
Get the Defcon-Mmug. Example 1---- Some boys: Damn, is that Sky and Maddy? there hot. Example 2---- Some Girls: Is that M&S4L? There so cool
by Big.Mama.Skyy February 4, 2022
Get the M&S4Lmug. A Eurodicksco group consisting of 4 Caribbean sluts and 1 mofo.
Their songs gave everyone in the 70’s boners (hence their name) with their catchy music.
They were known for their hit song Asspootin, which’s about the Russian leader Asspootin, a.k.a. the original Vladimir Pootin.
They were also known for their songs Ma. Fucker as well as the 1st 2 songs on their album Oceans of Fantasy such as El Slut and Gotta Go Hoe (which’s a cover of Hello Bummelbahn by Nighttrain).
Their songs gave everyone in the 70’s boners (hence their name) with their catchy music.
They were known for their hit song Asspootin, which’s about the Russian leader Asspootin, a.k.a. the original Vladimir Pootin.
They were also known for their songs Ma. Fucker as well as the 1st 2 songs on their album Oceans of Fantasy such as El Slut and Gotta Go Hoe (which’s a cover of Hello Bummelbahn by Nighttrain).
Ben: I Wanna listen to some real music.
Gregory: Well then have you listened to Boner M.
Ben: I haven’t thought about them.
Gregory: You’ll love them, they made Eurodicksco music.
Ben: Ok.
Gregory: Well what do you think.
Ben: My favorite song is Asspootin.
Gregory: Great.
Ben: I wish they made more music.
Gregory: Me too.
Ben: All we have is poosic from crappers.
Gregory: Well yeah.
Gregory: Well then have you listened to Boner M.
Ben: I haven’t thought about them.
Gregory: You’ll love them, they made Eurodicksco music.
Ben: Ok.
Gregory: Well what do you think.
Ben: My favorite song is Asspootin.
Gregory: Great.
Ben: I wish they made more music.
Gregory: Me too.
Ben: All we have is poosic from crappers.
Gregory: Well yeah.
by gregben March 24, 2022
Get the Boner M.mug. A ginger I talk with on the internet that is either the meanest person you can meet or the nicest. Tends to get nicer the more tired he gets especially after staying up until 8am playing Minecraft.
Is incredibly SUS and will flirt with anyone without warning especially other men.
Is incredibly SUS and will flirt with anyone without warning especially other men.
by CloakerClobber March 29, 2022
Get the Garin Mmug. X&M (stands for Extrasexual and Masochistic), in one person; the personal enjoyment by a person of both inflicting and receiving pain and pleasure.
by MikeKal July 25, 2009
Get the X&Mmug. A BMW that isn't a proper M Car.
You have mainline BMW M Power High Performance cars, such as the 1M, M3, M5, Z3M, even the M2, for example.
But there are range of more affordable, not so premium, and overall a less desirable car - and that is the M Lite!
These cars will include M140i, M135i, M50i, M340i, the new Z4 M40i and any Diesel
(the "i" at the end stands for "I Can't Afford An M Car")
The problem is, owners of M Lite BMW's usually tell everyone they own an M1 or M3, because they're too ashamed to tell the truth.
Also, do not be fooled by what M Sport owners say - this also falls under the moniker of M Lite.
You have mainline BMW M Power High Performance cars, such as the 1M, M3, M5, Z3M, even the M2, for example.
But there are range of more affordable, not so premium, and overall a less desirable car - and that is the M Lite!
These cars will include M140i, M135i, M50i, M340i, the new Z4 M40i and any Diesel
(the "i" at the end stands for "I Can't Afford An M Car")
The problem is, owners of M Lite BMW's usually tell everyone they own an M1 or M3, because they're too ashamed to tell the truth.
Also, do not be fooled by what M Sport owners say - this also falls under the moniker of M Lite.
Car guy 1: "Hey, I just got a new car!"
Car guy 2: "No way! Did you get that BMW 1M you were telling me about?"
Car guy 1: "Uh.. Yes, yes I did! It's great. Feels so good to finally have a M Power car. I love my M140i"
Car guy 2: "Hold on.. That's an M Lite! Why would you lie to me like that? We are no longer friends"
Car guy 2: "No way! Did you get that BMW 1M you were telling me about?"
Car guy 1: "Uh.. Yes, yes I did! It's great. Feels so good to finally have a M Power car. I love my M140i"
Car guy 2: "Hold on.. That's an M Lite! Why would you lie to me like that? We are no longer friends"
by Master Fuego April 5, 2023
Get the M Litemug. Mark Lee's, Park Woojin's, Yoo Kihyun's, Roh Taehyun's, Agust D's, Jeong Sewoon's, Seungcheol's, Jeonghan's, Junhui's, Jisoo's, Wonwoo's, Soonyoung's, Lee Jihoon's , Seokmin's, Mingyu's, Minghao's, Seungkwan's , Choi Hansol's, Lee Chan's, Minseok's, Feeldog's, Junhoe's, Taeyang's, Siwon's, Youngjae's, Jaebum's, Key's, Moonbin's, Rocky's, Hyunsik's, Youngmin's, Donghyun's, Yunho's <33333
by boy give winwin lines May 27, 2018
Get the Caroline M. A.mug.