Yard Rat

A Tampa Florida Scenester bar hag. Usually over the hill but unwilling to accept that pleather doesn’t go with stretch marks. Also see, Leena and Laura
Yo, you should have seen the yard rat hanging out at the bar last night! Nah man, I stay away from Ybor.
by N1200 September 22, 2018
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Yard boat

A boat in a yard. A boat that has no business anywhere but the yard. It is not seaworthy.
I found a great set of yard boats behind the trailer park.

Let’s go yard boat hunting this weekend.
by Amyblackwellcomedy November 15, 2021
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Mullet Yard

Business in the front, party in the back. A yard that looks conventional from the street but becomes increasingly unusual the further you go towards the back.
You'd never know they have a gypsy camp in the back. Must be one of those closet hippy types with the mullet yard.
by Prof. Pressure April 08, 2019
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Yardie yard face

When Ross Eric and Phil drink to much coffee and natter about the other members of the firm until the get caught by the head gaffer and have to carry on working being yardies with terrible dress sense and a passion for being late and unprofessional but at the same time being goofy yardie gangsta wanna be’s with a spotty neck and an obsessive personality.
Rah, that geez is such a yardie yard face. KMT
by RicoKaponasFanPage January 06, 2022
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The Swedish 1,000-yard stare syndrome is developed when a mentally stable person is exposed to an individual with an extra chromosome for a long period until their mental mind combusts into flames. Upon this full mental death, they do a 1,000-yard stare into oblivion for 24 hours straight until they die from a lack of oxygen.
'Hey bro, did you hear what happened to Mark last week?'
'Yeah, he got Swedish 1,000 yard stare syndrome'
by sdsadasdasdasdasdasd December 06, 2023
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Yard

Yo let's pawn the refrigerator so we can smoke another yard.
by Lil_choreboy March 13, 2018
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Mowed My Yard

A phrase or statement that ladies say when they just got the D.
Usually used as a creative way to hide from the public she just got the D.
"Girl after I left the club last night,
Derrick came over and mowed my yard good honey."
by Homeboy12 June 30, 2014
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